Gotta be proud of yourself somehow.
Lately in Mid-Michigan
I am at a crossroads.
Been sitting for hours, they hurt more than ever.
Boy was I wrong...
Karma Monster Get to Work!
My wife was complaining about my whining, this was my response.
It gets time consuming
I hope its not what I think it is.
I have been working there 2 months now
Crap... was it the Park Avenue or the Cruze?
A prince, a puppet, a pauper.
Its a strange problem to have
Gotta be proud of yourself somehow
There isn't a meme for this
Shoo fly
I was not going to do the TP dance all the way into the basement.
Before I even make it back to the couch.
I was a crazy lil' shit
Its called a shovel dear.
It would be a good reason to call in sick.
I miss Frank Zappa
MRW browsing /gonewild
My home town, as exciting as a saltine cracker
Sell-mo-nella?
You son of a...
Poop
Am I the only one who doesn't hose the floor?
Cynicism
So many shoes, so few for me!
Its a strange problem to have.
Sour Diesel
A question from my wife and I
Ankle
I can't be the only one.
Made this complaint to the wife last night.
Im not even sure how it started
Call me crazy
Too many people claim to have it.
Heisenberg is not dead.
Im talking to you apartment maintenance!
My 98 is growing up.
My submission for Tattoo Tuesday
$6.95 a pack I'm not surprised.
Hourly minimum wage job
I don't understand it.