FuzzPig

3161 pts · August 1, 2017


Mother won’t let you stand on the floor with your shoes on?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If hurt my bank account just to look at these.

6 years ago | Likes 934 Dislikes 4

Dad?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

synsacrum (pelvis of a bird)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too, man. Me too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You stay alive, no matter what occurs. I will find you!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks great! Any recommendations on a good place to start with leather working?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worrying is totally normal. Thinking only about failure isn’t.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Find a therapist that deals with postpartum depression. Even though you aren’t postpartum yet, it sounds like you could use some support.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who wants a mustache ride?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tinea versicolor. Harmless but annoying. See a dermatologist.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commas are important.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heckin good longboy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wash the damn things. It won’t hurt your sick fadez.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daylily

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How much for the Martin?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to get antibiotics when my tenderloin was leaking weird greenish stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s one big pigeon.

7 years ago | Likes 760 Dislikes 1

Black socks with khaki pants? You’re better than that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think blueberries. Am sure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can’t just not tell us.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m sure someone in Superpower Land still has a knife. Just stab that Null right in his dumb Null face. The end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I notice you didn’t say, “they’re NOT butt plugs.”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sure could use a vacation from this

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Forever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extremely accurate title.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0