FullyDysfunctional

7872 pts ยท October 13, 2013


I know what I'm about, son.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's staged - it was a PSA

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure there is - pollen can be found in the fossil record, so when that plant's pollen disappears they can use that to determine extinction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think people realize this. Newborns, especially, can aspirate or suffocate EXTREMELY easily.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

American Association of Pediatricians (link to follow)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm rooting for you, OP. Fellow dad with tears in my eyes here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People expect it'll always feel like this post, but it doesn't. It's better, less sappy, more real, but it takes work to get there.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

3/3 sometimes you get more upset with them because of your connection - love sometimes takes work, that's why there are so many divorces

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/3 when you have gone through stuff together, even in a great marriage like mine - sometimes you feel more connected than anything but

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure. But your love eventually expands and matures. This post is very "honeymoon" rather than a realistic glimpse at what love is like 1/3

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As someone who has been happily married for 15 years, these are so callow it's painful.

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 11

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these are great, but some are obviously rotoscoped :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What can we do?! There must be something we can do

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fawn is adorable. But adult deer are the worst fuckers imaginable.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Being scared and feeling you're going to die imminently sounds exactly like panic attacks to me. Glad you are in a better state now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hyperbole is what makes me think it's immaturity. People who are happily CF don't go out of their way to demonize babies.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My "old" CF friends are happy with their choice and don't do this weird aggressive "babies are shit goblins" rationalizing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lots of people on this site are pretty young and imagine parenthood as a burden instead of just a different stage in life

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 9

It's almost as though that's the joke

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tail wag can also mean making a decision - they do that at the door sometimes when deciding whether to go outside

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that was her response when I asked her to wear this. Sigh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Platforms are out, bro. Or so my wife informs me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jon finds Ygritte alive before she dies - her last words are "You know nothing" when he tells her she'll live

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Statistically the risk of death is 8 times greater for c-section vs vaginal birth

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Badvertisements" has a better ring to it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0