FullBrindleJacket

17171 pts · May 9, 2017


SNEKS.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hog nose snakes are behbeh

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re no good to your dad or your students if you’re sleep-deprived and can’t function. Sleep as much as you need to.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 It’s so nerve-wracking when people watch you trying to park.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey OP! My mother-in-law had that very same thing happen a few years ago and it was repaired with the exact same procedure you’re having Monday. Everything went fine. The worst part was having to stay still after (and all the worrying beforehand). Oh, also—if your eyeball pressure is off later, don’t freak out. They just put some more gas in it, or let some out. You’re going to do great!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me these are real.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it’s messed up to knock someone for an attribute they have no control over.

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Omg what horseshit. “Indistinguishable to the naked eye”?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We still need to go, those who can.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Same. That’s why it’s called “personal taste,” not “community taste.” Let people have their things.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love seeing Panko’s photo every day. He has aged beautifully. Very distinguished, and the sweetness in his eyes just radiates.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He’s about as patriotic as he is Christian.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And forget about making one out of a cardboard tampon applicator and tin foil. They’re using earth-friendly menstrual cups. These vital skills will die with our generation.

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I love the message, and I also love Christopher Plummer in his prime.

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same. Fuck.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jimmy Hoffa. We will not survive, and we will be buried under a goalpost. Or Frederick Douglass. We die, but Trump thinks we’re both still alive. Or Rob Thomas. We live, and would change our lives to better suit your mood.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 Last week I told my husband, “Ask not what I bought at Michael’s; ask instead what I wanted but did not buy.”

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s so industrious and resilient! I love him with all my heart.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great book.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how they say “threat to capitalism” when what they mean is “threat to profits and exploitation.” Capitalism as a system isn’t under threat; galloping, unchecked greed is (one hopes).

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might *think

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me either. I think the person who posted that might the Darwin Awards are about doing something dumb? (Though that dog clearly had his reasons, and I support them.)

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m struggling to think what would be left. For music they’d still have hymns lol. The literature wouldn’t be missed because they’re not reading books anyway. I can’t think of a single food. Gruel?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used absurd in a text not 20 minutes ago. I also said “hornswoggled.”

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn’t fail at drawing. I like these a lot.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw a quote today in a trivia question that went something like, “An honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought.”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The idea of all the evangelicals getting yoinked up makes me wish it all were true.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who is this? I’ve seen him a lot today.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A lot of these people had retractable leashes. Those things are horrible, don’t use them. These dogs need more training, but the people need to get standard leashes.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because a hallmark of the left is the thing that’s in such short supply on the right: Empathy.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0