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Rebatu
#13 She became hot later in life, not the other way around lol. Why are all these insecure women with no ass being so mean to anyone who is not orthorexic?
Neednoggle
#3 the a Team
GaoFighGar
#1
fartharder
#27 cellular it is!
Nanntuckett
#6 Sadly it’s not convex. Maybe try using non-Euclidean geometry. That’s how you make triangles with all right angles.
elvisdumbledore
https://imgur.com/YbnJgLF
TheCryptid
#4 Cant agree more with futurama being in the middle of this diagram
worstinshow
#1 you kept voting Republican, that's what happened
PaleChapter
#27 So, bomb Serbia and beat up gay teenagers?
Tolocamp
#6 The sum of the inner angles is not 360°, so that's a fail.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#3 AAA Team
EatPieLander
That last one, the ice cream ... really got me.
"what flavor ...?"
"Organized Neopolitan."
zombiejedediah
"Organised Napoletano" sounds like a South Italian cryptid. I've never met one & I strongly doubt they exist.
EatPieLander
That's just what a non-believer who has never left the well-lit confines of Naples would say ...
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmRtOWdnNWE5ZW41MDM3Z3JvNGE0amlnMzVpN3c1dTAyd2E4dmo3aiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6NMGLV3wyvmt6t1pPp/200w.webp
GeneralWho
#1 Mom and Dad thought Reagan was cool
TheDraven12
#23 preach it, true stuff right there
Tiddo
#13 I'm old enough that I wait for the hot daughter to get out of the way so I can scope out her mom. 46-year-old JLoHew is way more interesting to me now at 55 than she ever was pre-kids.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#6 Forgot about the two parallel lines, fam.
Alternatively: “a plane figure with four equal straight sides and four right angles.”
Still a cute joke though.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
*two sets of parallel lines
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
#18 I don’t lag YouTube a penny and don’t see ads.
MotoCanuck
But why would you own 3 containers of Breyers triple scoop at once?
MisterAtomic
Always upvote Stargate
FacelessAce
#29 Look, the moment C4 stops solving the problem, we will start looking for other solutions, but it's very good at what it does.
Bubble181
I'm here to chew bubble gum and blow shit up, and I can use C4 for both so I don't run out.
Dadbodbot
#27 only if they have 1995 prices
quasarvoyager2
Is this some American Mobile Data thing I'm too European to understand?
Dadbodbot
Signs like this are usually in restaurants and bars. So I’m referring to the prices for the food/drinks.
I’ve been living in Europe for 37 years and so have no idea about the mobile phone coverage and prices in USA or Canada either. But when I do visit, I’m glad to have places with WiFi
NothingPrince
#6 four straight sides of equal length and that shape has zero right angles.
jwa13
It does have right angles though, as it has perpendicular edges, the intersections of which are right angles.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It does have right angles, they just look wonky because of the shape. But otherwise you're right, the sides have to be straight and of equal length and it also has to be a parallelogram with 4 right angles.
NothingPrince
Curved lines don't count as right angle. At lest in Aus that's what's taught. It could be rounded to 90 but not a true 90.
NothingPrince
Rombus
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They absolutely do count. Maybe in lower levels of math it was taught in a simplified manner to make it easier to learn. But mathematically there's no such restriction.
LordHosk
#6 those are not right angles and there are not 4 equal sides... other than that... yeah, it meets all the criteria for a square.
ExTechOp
By the standard definitions, those are right angles (measured from the tangent), and the sides are also equal length (though they don't look like it), but that of course is not the definition of a square.
In geometry, a square is a regular quadrilateral. It has four straight sides of equal length and four equal angles. Squares are special cases of rectangles, which have four equal angles, and of rhombuses, which have four equal sides.
— https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square
keppler38
#23 …. Do you mean millennials?
kruug
Yes...also known as Gen Y
keppler38
I have never heard anyone say or write Gen Y before
GerhardTheFistWeasel
Yes, Gen X has very strong feelings about hosewater
FuzorFishbug
#10 we're turning to AI for sharpie on cardboard now?
digitreal
#3 The a-team.
osiris32
Yup, I have no original thoughts.
Sh1tMovieGroup
You joke, but they only need an og mini-clubman instead of a gmc vandura....
drziod
The b team
Sechran
The ₐ-team.
mwmcveigh79
The Wee-Team
myfriendkaroshi
I love it when a little plan comes together
grumpabeme
Took me a short second there
SqueezitTheClown
Haloghost2
#1 I really miss 24 hr Walmart. You saw some real characters at 2 am on a Tuesday
fritzwulf
As someone who's worked graveyard shift for the past 10 yrs...I miss being able to get groceries at a time that worked well for me and was also (mostly) quiet.
ignoremejustlurkingaround
uhm, what was your job at night at a graveyard? listening for the tiny bells of people buried alive, playing poker with zombies...?
ignoremejustlurkingaround
also, how sure are you that you arent dead and just haunted a walmart?
zetzmemp
Can’t tell if serious
ignoremejustlurkingaround
was serious tbh. never heard that expression before and was honestly thinking about a cemetery, not night shifts.
welp, ty for making me looking it up. ^^"
(would still prefer it to be graveyard night shifts tho....fun to imagine it.)
Recursiv3
#1 Musk, Bezos, and co wanted more and for everyone else's lives to pay for it
WhatisBug
No, it will trickle down. That can't be it. It's a mystery. Just because the top one percent have more than the bottom 60% (don't check that figure)
WhatisBug
OK, it depends what we're talking about... OxFam says more than 95% of humanity which sounds legit. It is truly a sign of depravity and wickedness to have more money than a nation and to stand for suffering to exist in your own country that could be solved by not just pumping money into problems but you know, paying taxes. Instead we get AI and higher power bills with less clean water.
algoritham
Rich people decided they wanted it all and then made it all shit to try and squeeze as much money out as possible. Rich fucks ruin everything they touch.
0RocketCat0
Twenty years ago, i was standing in line to go into a 24hr sci-fi movie marathon. There was an old guy in line next to me who complained that tickets were $35. I pointed out that that was the door price and they were $30 if you bought them ahead of time. He said when he was a kid, you'd see the movie and get popcorn and a drink for a quarter. I said, but, wasn't that, like, a week's pay? And he says, no, well, not a whole week...
Anfalicious
I'm surviving ok on part time work. My secret: i own my house. Shit feels so expensive now because most people have so much less left after paying to be housed.
0RocketCat0
No question on that. We toy with the idea of moving, but, we bought before the rates and prices went up. We couldn't even afford our own house if we were to buy it, today. Join the fight for more affordable housing in your area. One major roadblock is outdated local ordinances that only locals can change.
fillerbunny9
Ooh, which marathon? Is there another “It Came from the Drexel North” person here?
0RocketCat0
When i went it was held at the arena grand, but, I'm afraid so.
fillerbunny9
The last one I attended was at the Gateway several years ago. I’d been going to them since late in middle school at the Drexel North, the few they did at the Rife Center, skipped the Drexel Main years, and then did Arena Grand and Gateway. I kinda wish it kept going, but I also know I’d be the guy snoring really fucking loud in his seat around 2am these days.
0RocketCat0
I went twice, both at the arena, and am proud to say i only fell asleep one of those times, during "the matrix". I definitely should've taken a pillow.
SignedEpsteinsMother
#13 she's so much hotter now, it's unreal
CurbYourClassWar
Wasn’t she in that NXIVM cult?
SignedEpsteinsMother
I think you're thinking of Allison Mack. As far as I can tell, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never been involved in a cult. She has been vocal about her sexualization in Hollywood following I Know What You Did Last Summer.
CurbYourClassWar
Oh damn, you’re right.
LivingDecomposition
Probably because you're not into teenage girls?
gengarimages
I was trying to work out how "Fridge City" was a compliment because I couldn't fathom someone not thinking she was hot. What the heck.
levyathyn
It still might be. When I read it, my first thought was "FUCK YEAH"
But who knows?
Rebatu
It would be amazing if this whole thing made "fridge city" jnto a compliment. It frankly sounds like one.
thepenisbIue
I’m usually looking for my snacks in the fridge too so it makes sense..
morningxafter
#2 Isekai trucks are still superior to isekai trains. Trains are more efficient, but rush production and the output quality of the isekai’d soul suffers.
BlueDsc
gengarimages
Pfeh, back in my day we isekai'd through the coat closet.
ExTechOp
#Isekai (Japanese: 異世界; transl. 'different world', 'another world', or 'other world') is a sub-genre of fiction. It includes novels, light novels, films, manga, webtoons, anime, and video games that revolve around a person or people who are transported to and have to survive in another world such as a fantasy world, game world, or parallel universe with or without the possibility of returning to their original world.
— https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai
CycloneSP
yeah, and unlike trains, truck-kun hasn't isekai'd a psychopathic atheist with a penchant for committing war crimes
Vellax
Which anime is that?
Retrikaethan
tanya the evil, iirc. psycho man gets isekai'd, becoming a tiny orphan girl in a wartorn something or other nation. there's some kind of magic nonsense turned into weapons and dude has to "pray" to the godthing that isekai'd him to get a huge boost of power. this goes poorly for everyone involved including the psychopath... mostly everyone else, but still.
Vellax
Rightio, thanks. :)
ignotoCiResto
uh, I tought you were talking about that one that was a huge hit in web/light novel form, then once it got in manga format the protagonist was identified as a big... lemme try again: he was identified as a FUCKING GIGANTINC WAR CRIMINAL OF EPICAL PROPORTION. And everyone and their mothers that were working on the anime (VA, animation studio, sound, every fucking one) pulled out and got in public advertising they were pulling out. Fuck, the manga was removed by the scanlators sites too XD
CycloneSP
pretty sure a season 2 is still in the works, dunno what yer talkin about