Oh hi. You seem to be visiting my account. That's odd. Why would you do that? Are you stalking me? Well, I'm flattered. Please stalk responsibly.
Oh hi. You seem to be visiting my account. That's odd. Why would you do that? Are you stalking me? Well, I'm flattered. Please stalk responsibly.
Ironically, he's portraying a gay black something here (not sure that sketch gave any indication about his religion).
That Kanye one is the best. He seems really interested in sensible chuckles.
He's a freakin' legend
Educating terrorists before they're terrorists might make them sensible. Just a thought.
Phew, I thought I was the only one. On a side note, why do we spell "phew" with a ph?
For those who didn't catch it: Thug Life
Wow it's actually a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Texas
So this is the correct answer to give internet trolls.... huh. All you need is an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jokes aside, good on you Britain for keeping calm and carrying on!
I thought they stood for long lines outside of Apple stores? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQx8ezZbv7M
New Texas: because branding is everything!
0_0 Corgis can do that?????
Gave me a snort... thank you! +1 ⇧
No, that means you didn't study economics. You mean Contemplation.
I suddenly feel really bad for animals knowing they could go days with an itch they can't scratch...
*severe* uncontrollable gas.
I mean, he still flipped it... just not how we expected.
Side effects include: occasional and severe death, extreme pain, terrifying hallucinations, and uncontrollable gas.
Forget sleep medication! Just jump into the centrifuge for a good night's sleep! Ask your doctor is centrifuging is right for you!
So... where's she keeping it?
So a man named Brad's Wife is married to Brad? What a coincidence! If only he were a women it'd make sense...
"Harass" might be a strong choice of words... I prefer "insisted on immediate and untethered justice"
When you think you're heading into Alaska but you remember there's something in between there but you're not quite sure what it is.
So no health care, a really expensive wall, a ruling elite class, and no Sesame Street?
I mean, it makes sense when you live in a country where people choose to be poor or rich. (/s)
Well you see Jesus was all about feeding poor people...
If you're poor in America, the experts suggest you magically stop being poor. Try being rich for a change.
"Mess this up and I will mess you up."
(A little note here, Sarah is the OP. I think you meant to tag @Entartika)
All I could see: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯