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pwnscon3
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
TheGame21x
Much, much, much, much, much...much more likely.
RyanForehand
My affordable health care is more likely to kill me than anything else I deal with thanks phoenix va
kernburn
I believe that. The VA is a fucking mess.
RyanForehand
Spent 5 hours for them to tell me not to lift stuff for a hurt elbow
waterbottlewhale
You will also die in debt
SocoFox
I am not rich, but I can say that I have a positive net worth, and can stare off into the distance while I get gas.
waterbottlewhale
whoa man
BurntRamen
If you go strictly on odds, you're more likely to get gunned down by a cop than killed my Islamic extremists.
Kemaelgymaeyth
Sorry, I couldnt hear you over all our free healthcare up in Canada.
thesameasyours2
That makes too much sense, please delete this post
Qumefox
It's also fucking false, even in the US unless your situation is that you're stuck on the side of a mountain out of communication.
Qumefox
If you go to any ER in the US with a life threatening condition, you will be treated. Now that might put you in serious debt for the rest
Qumefox
of your life, but they aren't going to go 'lol no'.
catcherintherye
Imgur's CIA handlers are on the job, so sleep well.
NaySayerWasTakenButIAmActuallyNaySayerDoe
Alternative post?
dudeyeadudeuhwhateverdudebro
Fucking shoot me
stepcs
It makes no sense, it's nonsense. Health Care was cheaper before it was "affordable"
Whwat
How old are you?
stepcs
I'm 12. I'll be 13 on next birthday.
runtofun
Unfortunately, my family and I cannot afford health insurance. Prior to ACA we all had insurance. Popular or not.
pravetz
Yep. Before the ACA there were lots of heap plans that didn't actually cover much real health care. So they were super cheap.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
That is unfortunate, however, overall more people could afford it. And if americans didn't despise taxes and socialism,could be much better.
baconyetti
Hey Canadians, can I marry one of you guys? I can make Churros... If you want.
n8wishim
You are also far more likely to get shot by a legal firearm by a US citizen than from an attack of any sort from an illegal immigrant.
cactuscactuscactuscactusmartiniemojis
ive never even seen a terrorist in real life
Trumpish
Can't die from Terrorists IF an existing condition kills you first. http://m.imgur.com/ATmxDt5?r
butchr
For a country of gun-totin' independence-lovin' freedom lovers, you guys put up with governments that don't seem to give a shit about you.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
They give a shit about rich white men and rich white men are really good at convincing all other groups to go along with things
dillenger
As a chronic asthmatic whose steroid costs about 600 dollars and only lasts a month... while only making 9 an hour, this is a big fear 4 me
callmethelizardqueen
Cant use Flonase? I had to switch because it was too much with all my other meds. Of course that was before the ACA crap, now my private ins
callmethelizardqueen
has made all my meds too affordable. I can't even get some of them thanks to new regulations.
callmethelizardqueen
*too unaffordable. Went from $300 a mth in co-pays for 3 people $1200 a mth.
electricsheepandandroiddreams
True, but I am also more like to die from lack of access to food and shelter than health care. Priorities.
twfeline
Welcome to Republican States of America. They worked together to Gerrymander control of all but a half-dozen states.
SocoFox
Your irony is delicious.
slightskew
*Fun Fact!
sugii
How to turn depressing into interesting with one simple word
CtiticalThinking
What if the current system was actually a huge insurance scam that only increases income inequality?
stabbedintheface
I voted for Trump because I'm Christian. Which is why I support defunding the poor to build guns. It's what Jesus would have wanted. /S
AndyBiz10
lol Jesus
JohnsonMcJohnson
Sad!
ListlessAsshole
My head almost fucking exploded before I got through the second sentence.
stabbedintheface
Did you make it to the /S?
xzhous
Alternative John 3:16
yinxuu
Alternative Christians
DontforgettobuyQtips
Ha!
DogTaxEvader
chapeau.
kisforkatewhowasstruckwithanaxe
I wish I could favorite that comment.
AnOrangePegasus
I think after the second sentence you don't really need the /S, but some still people thought it wasn't sarcasm even with it so... Great.
stabbedintheface
I know... I thought it was pretty clear...
stepcs
That's dumb reason to vote for Trump. And you can't defund the poor. They are already defunded.
kojenk
"Already defunded? Here hold my yacht"
stabbedintheface
Nothing gets past you!
stepcs
I'm sharp. I eat razor blades for breakfast.
eroso
This trend has bothered me big time. Christians supporting the guy with no christian values, but only christian front cover. Fake christian!
FreyaNicci
It shows that these people don't actually have any values or honor. They only value power, or the appearance of it.
Vivificus
Said no one...
stabbedintheface
Out loud...
SadToSay
Probably never said verbatim but I guarantee someone has expressed all those sentiments. Voted for Trump based on religion, want's to 1/2
SadToSay
cut social programs which help those in need because they have been duped about rampant abuse, and wants to increase military spending. 2/2
DaedaIus
It's the Christian thing to take money for charity at gunpoint, rather then ask people to donate freely. Everyone knows that.
xzhous
You're not FORCED to donate to the Church. It's not like eternal salvation is on the line for a % of your income or anything /S
Vivificus
There are plenty of christians who vote democratic because of religion. It's a POV thing
Aysling
My dad feels the only reason to vote is taxes. If you're intelligent and make money, you vote republican. One of the smartest people I 1/
skygodess
Yep, those who are not evangelical. The evangelicals are who Trump has supporting him.
ZuffsStuff
Username checks out
kojenk
"Remember the meek, for they shall be good target practice"
Dionysus187
"Remember the meek for they shall provide a target rich environment."
FayS0ff
I love the smell of pulse munitions in the morning.
kojenk
that does roll off the tongue better.
ModsAreTwattyKunttts
Yeah, but your death doesn't impact the stock market or shareholder profits, and that's what the oligarchy cares about.
realliferabbit
Fund R&D with good feelings.
stabbedintheface
Yeeep
Hendlton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdYGQ7B0Vew
divitu
Yeah it does, but only in the long term, so it's ignored.
eroso
One consumer less + Perhaps he was a valuable asset to a company + Gov benefits of him being alive bc this way he will pay more tax money.
ModsAreTwattyKunttts
If they needed consumers unemployment would be lower, people leave companies every day, and a few thousand wont even register to them.
eroso
Businesses don't need consumers? This was new :)))
ModsAreTwattyKunttts
What I'm saying is that they aren't hurting. People have to buy food, clothes, gas, etc. 1 less shopper ins't going to hurt the bottom line.
eroso
In the end, every consumer matters, more or less.
OlderWiser
Fact: You're 100% likely to die.
Canofminus
and you will 100% die on a day that ends with a 'Y.'
BluffinMuffin
Show me your sauce!
OlderWiser
http://www.ragu.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2.5.1_Homestyle_Traditional.png
BluffinMuffin
What a turn on. Heavy breathing
exileut
This also doesn't make any sense. You will get the health care, and then be in debt until you die
OlderWiser
That depends on your circumstances. Lots of people die before they need anything from the government. Many have enough money. Etc.
SomeCrazyNerd
WHAT?!
kernburn
You know what they say, "None of us get out of this alive."
dudeyeadudeuhwhateverdudebro
That's what I'll say when they put up the wall to seal us...In...OH GOD...
OlderWiser
Another factual statement.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Actually out of all the people alive on the planet, none of them are dead!
OlderWiser
Alternative facts.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
No really. Not a single person living on earth is dead OR HAS EVER DIED! out of BILLIONS.
OlderWiser
I have personally been witness to people dying. Watched them pass. Have you?
Gr8GoogleyMoogley
Well if they passed they're not living, ya dingus. (Sorry, I just wanted to call someone a dingus. I'm sure you're a nice person. Maybe.)
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
No one who is alive.
Strostkovy
Some people have briefly died though...
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
I concede that some of their life functions briefly paused.
TrashRemastered
You're immortal until proven otherwise, and that's something you can only prove once.
OlderWiser
Soon as somebody proves it, I'll change the percentage.
thevortexmaster
http://2045.com not proof but none the less this dudes hardcore
OlderWiser
Well yeah there's been many advances in medicine allowing us to live longer and I have no doubt that will continue. But so far we still die.
thevortexmaster
1) Oh of course but that billionaire claims he will be immortal by 2045. Maybe that wasn't the right link. He's going to upload human brains
thevortexmaster
2) into a computer by 2045. He has many top scientists working on it because he has so much money
edwardfog
I don't like that they fine you for not having insurance
VajrapaniP
Fuck Trump and the GOP. we need to march into the white house and over throw these fuck ups.
realliferabbit
Bet you wont.
BigTex1
@secretservice @FBI
ForeskinTaquitos
This. If only those rioters would target the white house instead of looting local businesses.
VajrapaniP
I agree with this.
MrBig
Yeah mannnnnnn!!! We should just take over the place mannnn!!! IT'S LIKE THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM MANNNNNNNN!!! Shut the fuck up.
VajrapaniP
Fuck you. Im sure your uneducated self loves the foolery that is the xurrent staye of american affairs. Trump will be impeached.
MrBig
*I'm, current, stay, American. Who is the uneducated one again? Seriously though, you sound like a moron. "WE NEED TO MARCH IN THERE AND
MrBig
(2/2) TAKE IT OVER MAN! Do ya? Is that how it'll work you craftsmen of ideas you? Take your high school level of fake rebellion and fuck off
VajrapaniP
you dont think a budget can be constructed where the armed forces is cut, education is funded and healthcare is covered by your taxes?
VajrapaniP
by the time the free money concept is put to proof and automation reaches levels that people wont be needed you will be a stain on tp.
VajrapaniP
humans like you with little vision reap the fruits of creators like us. we are advancement, you are going extinct.
VajrapaniP
closed minded douchebag fuck. no creativity, no vision. you are nothing.
MrBig
Your mother vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. I fuck your ass & humble you.
MrBig
You eat trump asshole and say yummy in tummy. I shit in food of your mouth.
MrBig
Wa-Wa-We-Wa eat my asshole.
MrBig
Bad English, nothing to do about the topic at hand, logical fallacy, logical fallacy, logical fallacy. Nothing Nothing zero nothing.
MrBig
There we go. I've responded like you do so perhaps now you can respond intelligently like I originally did. Give it a try sweetie.
thevortexmaster
*laughs in Canadian*
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
It's true for us, too, hilariously.
popejubal
*Canadianing intensefies*
GlowBox82
*laughs in Australian*
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Eh eh eh eh sorry eh eh
BigKyri
*drinks tea past a stiff upper lip in British
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
It's funny until the plagues that start in healthcare-less America start emigrating Northward.
thevortexmaster
Come on up. I got steaks and beer
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I'm Oneida, so I'm pretty sure I can even get in :D
delpharseven
AFAIK the rights Canada offers under the Jay Treaty are far less than the US does. So your mileage may vary.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
They're a lot more official over here, it's true, but it still gives me a significant advantage over an otherwise equal applicant.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
I'm Canadian and this is true for me, too. Both are just wildly unlikely.
redtruck
I think you're being obtuse... You have great health care... Might be slow but you're covered.What's your problem?
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
than I am to die in an ITA. 2/2
ArtArchive
Slow would the the problem, wouldn't it?
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
@Tylendal got it. I know I have great access to healthcare, it's just that I'm more likely to die while on vacation or in the wilderness 1/2
DaedaIus
Food for thought, government funded healthcare works in countries with little diversity. Canada only works because it's a Confederation.
ZRod
So you think only white people want healthcare? Please lay off Fox News & Crowder
DaedaIus
Who said anything about white people? Homogeneous society. Doesn't have to be white, not everything is about Americans or America.
yinxuu
Are u talking about alternative Canada?
DaedaIus
Do tell me how different parts of the confederation don't make it work.
Tylendal
Just that unlikely to die to an Islamic terrorist attack.
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Sorry what is this lack of affordable health care?
SteveMcCroskey
JanetVanDyne
HumfreeBugart
Statistically you have far more chance of dying by choking on a fishbone than in a terrorist attack.
critterbug
Fact: they don't care about your life.
kernburn
I know the Republicans don't.
Excedrine
The Democrats don't, either. Whether you believe that or not is irrelevant and inconsequential.
Hendlton
None of them do, if they did, you'd have free healthcare. They just give you a shitty system and then "fix" it by making a slightly less 1/2
Hendlton
shitty one and everyone thinks how the government is awesome. I guess there's a benefit to making everyone in a country believe the rest 2/3
Hendlton
of the world doesn't exist. 3/3
Zombraina
I think it's more infighting than anything.. IIRC the ACA would've actually cost Americans less if Repubs didn't keep trying to fuck it 1/
rawdog
Dont let facts get in the way of an emotional argument...@OP
pantos
The numbers don't lie
sexymeetzey
Factually it does not, the law says you cant be denied life saving care because of funds. You're not likely to die from either.
Kreia
To bad medicin doesn't work that way, most shit that kills you aren't emergencies until it's way to late.
jellyboner
So I can show up to the ER and get chemo, colonoscopy, mammogram, brain surgery?
sexymeetzey
If those are related to an emergency then yes. Treatment is always given and you can not be denied life saving care.
Riptide00
That's not actually how that works, no. People die of cancer in America everyday for lack of health insurance.
BarryMoore
You can be denied preventative care, which is where most people begin the slide to bad health. But don't let the facts get in your way.
sexymeetzey
So still no, you will not die because of denied health care services.
BarryMoore
Yes you will. Illnesses that can be treated early are never covered under the idiotic emergency care you are touting.
MOTHERFUCKING
45,000 Americans would disagree with you every year.
Wyndynwyre
You know the WORST way to get treatment? Having to wait till you have rely on the emergency room. Most expensive way, and REALLY unhealthy
sexymeetzey
Okay? No disagreement there, you still won't lose your life because you can't get treatment because of lack of funds.
Wyndynwyre
Many medical conditions prove to be untreatable if not caught early. By the time the pain forces you into the e.r. it can be too late.
Wyndynwyre
Preventative healthcare is cheaper for the patients and the tax payers btw
buckeyes995
If you have Stage 4 cancer the ER isn't gonna do shit, but if you had access to preventative care you might not have to deal with that
sonic745
Sad thing in America, people sell their houses and other possessions to get operations done. Only America has the term "medical bankruptcy"
sexymeetzey
No one with the ability to read loses their house to medical debt, its the easiest to shake off and no repossession is possible b/c of it.
NotARobotISwear
Ah, so it only hurts the virtuous, but otherwise helpless?
sexymeetzey
No it hurts people who dont do a smidge of research before making huge decisions. This info is freely available in plenty of places.
jellyboner
Factually this checks out.
TheTimba
source?
jellyboner
Politifact says 95 Americans killed by jihadists 05-15 on soil.
jellyboner
https://qz.com/898207/the-psychology-of-why-americans-are-more-scared-of-terrorism-than-guns-though-guns-are-3210-times-likelier-to-kill-the
jellyboner
https://www.google.com/amp/healthaffairs.org/blog/2008/01/10/us-worst-at-beating-death-from-preventable-illness/amp/
Skywatcher16
common sense. theres your fucking source. how often do you get held at gun point by anyone? now, how often do you catch cold?
TheTimba
Annually? And i haven't died from it yet. And as stated elsewhere, hospitals can't/won't turn away someone in urgent need of care.
Skywatcher16
no. they will just bankrupt them, ensureing the poor will think twice about going, even if their life is on the line.
jellyboner
I replied "does this really need source" but then pussed out and found a fucking source
TheTimba
I honestly appreciate the effort.
halfofyouaredumberthantherest
Guess you all better fucking vote next time, huh?
PaulDonaldson
Us liberals are really bad at midterm elections, plus they're gerrymandered. Trump will only get stronger in 2018.
GrassfedChicken
Voting for that dead goddamn gorilla doesn't count if anyone's going to claim that.
Trollhydra
*lowers hand and looks around nervously*
wodkaknockers
I thought it was pretty bold of you to admit to being a Trump Supporter on here until I realized it was about an ACTUAL gorilla lol
GavinScreaming
I voted. So did all my friends. PA still went red because Trump lied to all the poor coal and rust belt towns. He doesn't care about them
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
Michigander here. He did the same thing here with auto workers. Union people who were convinced to vote against their own interest.
nominaltoactual2
Let's start with a viable candidate..
pancakesinthesky
Everyone always says that. Does it ever help? Nope. Will it help next election? Nope. Will people keep thinking it'll solve everything? Yup
PresidentProTempore
Yep! Damnit my blue vote from Texas really matters!
LychFinderGeneral
I think in your case it does. Texas is turning purple, slowly. I feel bad for Alabama Democrats and California Republicans
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
*those of you in swing or even plausibly swing able states.
BookerLegit
B-but the Electoral College helps ensure representation!!!
channelranger
it does make me a little angry that since I live in ND I basically don't get to vote on federal matters.
ZRod
In Texas. Same but we are going purple. Wld be purple if all ppl voted. Also sick of politicians choosing their voters via gerrymandering
channelranger
That's BS too. Though, if the DNC puts some effort in texas, they *could* swing next time, I think.
sexykneesandfriskybits
What are swing states?
spudpicker
Common swing states are: Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Pennsylvania 1/2
spudpicker
Virginia, and Wisconsin, so if you live in any of these you'd better darn well vote. I'm in Idaho, so mine is like a front page downvote.
Genotex
One of the results of a broken voting system.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I did. Everyone I know did. It didn't help.
JanetVanDyne
Not everyone did, sadly. The big majority didn't vote.
postitute
You don't know enough people. Make more friends!
MortuusSum
Yeah, JDCOllie! What Postitute said. Trump won DIRECTLY because you aren't outgoing enough!
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
God damnit JCDOllie!!!
speedbagmynuts
*apathy takes over* nobody votes
Justanothersubguy
The shitty thing is that they're cutting education too, so... You're not gonna be able to know that.
kbellx9
So what, we'll lose the brilliance of systems such as common core?
GingerSwan
Then we educated immigrants can come over and steal your jobs, muahahahaha!
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OnePunchHitler11
aren't you already have shitty education that you must bring in h1b from 3rd world shitholes?
saylin021
We doesnt need that, cut it
Mikey6018
No wonder they started 2017's fasfa before the year even started
MrPredator
http://douglasgould.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ilovethepoorlyeducated.gif
CryMeARiverBuildABridgeAndGetOverItIThisUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
Did he really say that?
sanedecline
Yea, here's the full bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpdt7omPoa0
LordSnow2211
They are cutting funding from the EPA, Education, Arts, Science and a program which feeds the elderly. It is an absolute fucking disaster.
Abbybelle
Ha!
DrunkQuokka
But you'll have a job, like China! China has jobs. I love China, went there for Chinese new year, China
ZRod
These commie Democrats want me to be paid more than $2 a day. How dare they steal $ from billionaires who simply want a 7th home!
neoritter
Because the money we're spending is working so well. Maybe is not the amount that's the problem?
Kyurias
Sad but true.
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
Speaking of education, as devil's advocate: sources plz
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Doesn't that mean states will get to keep more of their money to spend on education?
cLOLe
To be fair, anyone that voted for Trump already lacked that level of education.
ZRod
Don't worry, they are also cutting medical research so we don't have to live much longer
torisenblack
And cutting the EPA, so we can all have water like Flynt, Michigan.
doxyroxy
"your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts" lupe fiasco
spittytrinkles
"Who needs smart kids when you've got smart bombs."
vauhtihirmu
Seems to sum up the funding priorities beautifully.
RanchoCucamonga
Cutting educaiton, roads, climate, clean water and air, food, roads, lawyers for poor people, music, arts, science, PBS. Tired of winning?
ragekritz
Also they are going to try to cut nasa's europe mission and earth sciences.
beerguy420pm
You can fly commercial to Europe, no need for nasa to be involved
ragekritz
ha typo europa**
BookieeWookiee
Remember if you're a parent, you can teach your kids shit too, you don't have to rely only on the school system
vauhtihirmu
Also seems weird to cut from the development and UN funds to increase military funding when the first two arguably lessen the chances of war
orbitn
Weee dunt nead moar thun 2nd grd.
freeandydufresne
Wow man - looking forward to the weekend but now you got me all depressed and shit
Bon3rJams03
This is an legitimate time to be depressed.
Ellimem
While you are all depressed Trump will once again be taking a $3m Florida vacation. Have fun!
Stratego89
They're not cutting anything. The public isn't going to stand for their 'budget". It'll all go to hell before it goes through.
FrogMemes
Educating terrorists before they're terrorists might make them sensible. Just a thought.
FuzzyX
I wish I could find the gif I once saw. Student does social update on her team success but teacher corrects into bad English.
uniprocrastination
Brutal.
The2ndProtectsOur1st
Feds have no business being involved in education in the first place. Need the control to return to state and community level.
milad666
Absolutely right.
MoistTissue
How many fucking chromosomes do you have????
The2ndProtectsOur1st
Not sure why I even reply to libs that have no arguement, just insults, but I'm guessing quite a few more than you.
sexymeetzey
You are absolutely right, people want federal expansion when it suits them but dont realize that power stays for every administration.
RussianMathNinja
Unfortunately, this doesn't really work. The policies in one state can and do influence every other state, because textbooks are written 1/?
RussianMathNinja
so that they can be sold to the largest body of people; manufacturers don't want to waste money making textbooks that will only be used 2/?
RussianMathNinja
in one state. As a result, if one state passes restrictions on what schools can teach, it actually influences textbook decisions in all 3/?
RussianMathNinja
states. As a result, the Texas state school board wields more power than it should. It would be better to decide this democratically. 4/4
sumyunguy
1984 is slowly becoming a nonfiction
rocchi3roll
That's what they do in Brazil
Catumi
Just another stepping stone to this reality:
Bon3rJams03
Go 'way! 'batin'
jonbenwaa
A black president who rides a motortrike without fear of being shot, who appoints the smartest guy alive to help solve our problems- we wish
heartlessninja6
Ha, that made me sad.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Quite a few streaming websites look like this already.
kmikl
more than a couple static websites look like that as well.
dirtstarpowerranger
.
SingularPing
At least for America, places like Indiana need more education. Source, I live here.
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kmikl
When 15% of school budgets goes to security, this might be an indication that spending might be skewed.
Catumi
Changes in educational policies take a generation to see results in many cases as well.
Namtraz4002
Gotta rely on the government for everything!
JanetVanDyne
What the fuck do you think the goverment is for? They're supposed to support the people and keep the country stable.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
No. They are to provide for the defense, coin monwy, maintain roads and the post, and enforce contracts between persons with a few other 1
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
explicit rules. They are not there to give you an easy life. 2
Namtraz4002
Yes!! What he said!
JanetVanDyne
Obviously not an easy life, I used the wrong words. I mean they must provide the basics. Healthcare, safety, education, etc.
Namtraz4002
Holy crap is that what they are teaching these days?? Where are you from? Please don't say the USA.
JanetVanDyne
Mexico.
JanetVanDyne
I know my country won't give me shit on a silver plate, but I expect being able to see a doctor, or go to school, OR HAVE NORMAL ROADS. 1/2
JanetVanDyne
Because holy shit if only you saw the roads here. There's holes everywhere. Driving is a pain in the ass. I expect safety from my country.
bitemark
There're plenty of people who're 'tards livin totally kickass lives!
BigTex1
Why come no tattoo?
Procrastinatinglikeaboss
My ex wife was 'tarded. She was a pilot.
kmcj22
Yes but being less informed and educated gives you less power.
RichardCraniumwasalreadytaken
Unless you run for president...
bitemark
I was just quoting Idiocracy, I'm all for more education
Hoseupmynose
Gotta expand their voting base
Checkingusername
Yeah that's exactly why democrats keep increasing welfare
QuasarsAndBlazars
RyonFly
Lol the ones that would like to raise minimum wage to get people off welfare?
Blahblahhh
I'd rather have my tax dollars going towards those in need than lining the pockets of billionaires any day.
AmArschdieRaeuber
omg socialism!!!
ihatepickingoutusernames
Abysse
Good, we were #1 in the world in 1980 before the Democrats created Department of Education. It's unconstitutional and it's time we put
milad666
Holy shit someone who uses their brain and doesn't follow bad liberal ideological, a sight for sore eyes you are.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
If they used their brain they would see how fucking retarded they are and not post this comment
fil3000
What were you #1 in? Also: look up 'post host ergo propter hoc'.
Abysse
Were...past tense. And no, there are economic laws that dictate what happens when a government gets involved in a sector/industry.
Abysse
education back in the hands of the states.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message
fil3000
xD
fil3000
Oh fuck... you mean it... *hearing bombs*
stepcs
Don't forget.... affordable health care was cheaper before it was free.
panzersharkcat
D1RE
That good ol' strawman still doing work.
stepcs
Oh so was education
Notme68
Education went up because of increased price gouging from the institutions when they knew they could get that government dollar 1
Notme68
One again, private business and greed driving up the prices, not the government.
electrobombs
Still dealing with right now crisis.
Notme68
No. It was cheaper before the insurance companies had to stop saying F* you to anybody with a prior condition. 1
Notme68
My own company tried to deny renewal for a condition I developed while under their plan. The ACA stopped that 2
Notme68
That's why rates increased. Also the rationale behind the no insurance penalty - to offset the rate increases. 3
Notme68
Yeah, it didn't work right but they tried. Correcting it instead of repealing it would have been the right course.
milad666
Why would a company take a losing case? How is it fair to any private company to be forced to take a known loss? You pay $100 a month>
milad666
And they pay out $1000 a month, how is that fair to the private company?
Speedpipi
In a perfect world, insurances company's goal is to help those in need, not to get insanely rich (as they do now)
itsameeeee
You need to stop thinking "what is fair for private conpanies". They will never give a shit whether you live or die
Speedpipi
Because there are 9 other people that pay 100 and use 0 to help you
Notme68
plus insurance companies pay cents on the dollar due to collective bargaining so it cost them less than private pay.
Bon3rJams03
Because they make an obscene profit regardless. The only question is how obscene of a profit they'll make.
Notme68
It's not really. But it is fair to the government. Or do you truly feel the the poor deserve to die more? Even when leaving behind children?
Notme68
Also, they used the penalty to try to encourage young people to get insurance give the company $100/mo but not need payout.it didn't work
Skizzlesnap
Jesus will educate you!
hookerbot5000
ya. Spanish
jesusismysecondname
No i wont
orbitn
This is what people actually believe.
mckingkongslovin
Take the wheel Jesus !!!!
TraitorousTrump3
And run over trump!
DoublevBomb
*other people will "educate" you in who they want you to believe Jesus doesn't like, and then get you to kill those people
Dramacian
Y edukate wen youre fridg or fone kan order food for u ???
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/xHAYFEa
joshheartsmith
It's trying to communicate with me. I just know it.
hurrayforboobies
Just send dominoes a pizza emoji
Dramacian
Really ? You don't even need to send something similar to a sentence with a few words ?
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
The future is NOW!
hookerbot5000
this literally hurt my brain.......
SteveMcCroskey
JohnBrom
My brain read this with a southern accent
LordVaper420
It WAS southern accent
Hyero
I read it as a Downs kid with a speech impediment.
SlightlySmallerChungus
God damnit idiocracy is coming
IJustTookABathAndFeltLikeYouShouldKnowItWasAGoodOne
Whats even worse is that is happening to us and not to many of our so called "opposed" countries
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Shockingly, Terry Crews views on a lot of subjects are good choices, he would trounce trump in a fight too.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
And he's pcmasterrace! AND an amazing father!
IsThisEvenImportant
And a porn addict.
Darkspire
You are late, pig biter.
DoublevBomb
FUEL UP http://imgur.com/iwYziUt
kernburn
I think it's already here.
VoIdemort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI
DoublevBomb
The multi-discriminatory leatherfaced, duck-haired clown was elected, so yeah, this is the darkest timeline.
Boobdick
1984
HiImJason
Guess im growing a goatee
Dramacian
Lov de movee in de movee. Aktings ! Skripts ! Mi favorit is o my bol !!!!
namelessfish
Electrolytes!!!
gravyandfries
ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!'
nicknackpaddywack
You mean like toilet water?
DoublevBomb
PhycoFrenzy
Please. We would be blessed to have Terry Crews as our president.
blahtotheblahblah
I think I'm having a stroke....
Znayx
Call a bondulance
Biggerboot
I was going to post the exact same comment, nice one haha!
senseihugo
Perfect thread, Ill give this the perfect 5/7
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
Bond's name the James
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
The Bond's name. James name.
Dramacian
*strok
Snopony
Stronk*
Dramacian
Na. Dat wood B a ard atak.