177 pts ยท August 10, 2018
Also, real gold would be worthless too lol
Doesn't matter, once the end-times arrive one would need to be an expert to know the difference
Wow, this must be the highest amount of thirst traps per minute I've ever seen without being purposefully on a mission to goon
More like decimating populations of small animals. I love cats btw, and it would be super cool to let them roam free, but they're straight-up killing machines
The terrible form on most of the dudes' attempts made me worry someone's going to pop a disc
#23 I fully believe that being homophobic is gayer than sucking dick. Like okay dude, stop antagonizing others just because you can't stop thinking about gay sex
I wouldn't mind it, but MeToo ruined walking behind people for me. I'm constantly scanning the ground for cat/dog poop (I mostly live in the Mediterranean area so stray cats roam around) or cracks in the sidewalk and the angle is exactly the same as it would be if I was staring at butts, so I have to speedwalk past them as fast as I can lol
#21 She's a saint, I wish all religious people internalized this
This is awesome, all hail the female form!
Aw, that's sweet and exactly what I would do, but why go deer hunting then? :D
Sounds like good ol' daddy had a secret with some burly fellas, considering he didn't catch any deer, I would assume he was "hunting" bears instead ;)
Here you go, a couple parasitic butt worms to take home!
But I don't fuck dudes or anyone who isn't my wife, what is your fucking problem?
Aw, you're the best! I just wanna put it in my wife's butt, but she is still failing to see why I think it's really beautiful and romantic to come inside without worry, instead of always pulling out of the slot #1 and picking a spot
Hey I think I've seen this one like 15 years ago when Limewire was a thing!I downloaded a file that was labeled as my favorite cartoon, but it... wasn't. Kids these days don't know anything about the Golden days of internet when trauma was widely available for all and parental control or child safe browsing tools were nonexistent.As much as I hate soreheads censoring everything, I think some compromise should be found. I probably shouldn't have seen all The Classics around the internet iykyk
I would love it if this was the norm, crowds of people in only black jackets is a depressing eyesore
There really should be a law that every job that can be done from home, needs to be done from home. Traffic and public transport are absolutely packed already, and WFH would help with reducing harmful emissions by eliminating needless traffic.I get that not all employees have desks at home, but there are enough people with desks to fill their spots and the deskless people can get a job that doesn't require a desk. Once they have saved enough money for a desk, they can apply for the WFH job.
#22 ...my contempt of him shouldn't rely so much on this, but which wife was it?
What a stupid thing to say, you gave the claim to your fridge to that guy 16 YEARS ago, of course he is pissed that you're suddenly claiming it back after all this time
I mean, he is in the Republican party, no one would want to work with him and he would be kicked out if he started testifying to crimes
Why can't we have the same for kids?
You'd be surprised how many things get hand-waved away, plenty of kidnappings happen in broad daylight. Probably around 85% of people just mind their own business just to avoid awkward and possibly dangerous situations, most don't even call the cops. I'm willing to bet plenty of people saw the toddler too and didn't bother to call the cops
#41 My best stoner pal had to quit relaxing using weed because he started getting flashbacks from his shitty childhood. Kind of a bummer, but he used all his fuck you energy to become a lawyer so all's good
Meh, I really don't see the big issue. The pyramids or any Egyptian treasure belongs to the UK as much as it belongs to the new islamist regime of Egypt, stop acting like it's the same people there now that built the pyramids or any Egyptian treasure. Stealing from a thief is not theft, it's competition
Too bad for the popo to show up, otherwise a genious stragecy to do mollies discreetly at events that allow booze. Having an alcohol container as a waterbottle excuses you looking off your rocker and you have water so your chance of getting a dehydration inflicted heart attack is significantly reduced!
Okay wow that's gorgeous!
I'm all for equal rights, but it is annoying when companies are obviously pandering. Meh, I guess it's better than no inclusion
What the FUCK? That is the most backwards savage law I've ever heard of. What is with USA coming up with constant new lows, disgusting
I've never understood why we let companies advertise with fully fabricated imagery, for example pretty much all the food in ads is inedible
Jesus Christ, for some reason I already know you live in USA. What a hellhole, SMFH
Also, real gold would be worthless too lol
Doesn't matter, once the end-times arrive one would need to be an expert to know the difference
Wow, this must be the highest amount of thirst traps per minute I've ever seen without being purposefully on a mission to goon
More like decimating populations of small animals. I love cats btw, and it would be super cool to let them roam free, but they're straight-up killing machines
The terrible form on most of the dudes' attempts made me worry someone's going to pop a disc
#23 I fully believe that being homophobic is gayer than sucking dick. Like okay dude, stop antagonizing others just because you can't stop thinking about gay sex
I wouldn't mind it, but MeToo ruined walking behind people for me. I'm constantly scanning the ground for cat/dog poop (I mostly live in the Mediterranean area so stray cats roam around) or cracks in the sidewalk and the angle is exactly the same as it would be if I was staring at butts, so I have to speedwalk past them as fast as I can lol
#21 She's a saint, I wish all religious people internalized this
This is awesome, all hail the female form!
Aw, that's sweet and exactly what I would do, but why go deer hunting then? :D
Sounds like good ol' daddy had a secret with some burly fellas, considering he didn't catch any deer, I would assume he was "hunting" bears instead ;)
Here you go, a couple parasitic butt worms to take home!
But I don't fuck dudes or anyone who isn't my wife, what is your fucking problem?
Aw, you're the best! I just wanna put it in my wife's butt, but she is still failing to see why I think it's really beautiful and romantic to come inside without worry, instead of always pulling out of the slot #1 and picking a spot
Hey I think I've seen this one like 15 years ago when Limewire was a thing!
I downloaded a file that was labeled as my favorite cartoon, but it... wasn't. Kids these days don't know anything about the Golden days of internet when trauma was widely available for all and parental control or child safe browsing tools were nonexistent.
As much as I hate soreheads censoring everything, I think some compromise should be found. I probably shouldn't have seen all The Classics around the internet iykyk
I would love it if this was the norm, crowds of people in only black jackets is a depressing eyesore
There really should be a law that every job that can be done from home, needs to be done from home. Traffic and public transport are absolutely packed already, and WFH would help with reducing harmful emissions by eliminating needless traffic.
I get that not all employees have desks at home, but there are enough people with desks to fill their spots and the deskless people can get a job that doesn't require a desk. Once they have saved enough money for a desk, they can apply for the WFH job.
#22 ...my contempt of him shouldn't rely so much on this, but which wife was it?
What a stupid thing to say, you gave the claim to your fridge to that guy 16 YEARS ago, of course he is pissed that you're suddenly claiming it back after all this time
I mean, he is in the Republican party, no one would want to work with him and he would be kicked out if he started testifying to crimes
Why can't we have the same for kids?
You'd be surprised how many things get hand-waved away, plenty of kidnappings happen in broad daylight. Probably around 85% of people just mind their own business just to avoid awkward and possibly dangerous situations, most don't even call the cops. I'm willing to bet plenty of people saw the toddler too and didn't bother to call the cops
#41 My best stoner pal had to quit relaxing using weed because he started getting flashbacks from his shitty childhood. Kind of a bummer, but he used all his fuck you energy to become a lawyer so all's good
Meh, I really don't see the big issue. The pyramids or any Egyptian treasure belongs to the UK as much as it belongs to the new islamist regime of Egypt, stop acting like it's the same people there now that built the pyramids or any Egyptian treasure. Stealing from a thief is not theft, it's competition
Too bad for the popo to show up, otherwise a genious stragecy to do mollies discreetly at events that allow booze. Having an alcohol container as a waterbottle excuses you looking off your rocker and you have water so your chance of getting a dehydration inflicted heart attack is significantly reduced!
Okay wow that's gorgeous!
I'm all for equal rights, but it is annoying when companies are obviously pandering. Meh, I guess it's better than no inclusion
What the FUCK? That is the most backwards savage law I've ever heard of. What is with USA coming up with constant new lows, disgusting
I've never understood why we let companies advertise with fully fabricated imagery, for example pretty much all the food in ads is inedible
Jesus Christ, for some reason I already know you live in USA. What a hellhole, SMFH