FlyingRock

3062 pts ยท January 30, 2014


Considering I always read the last acronym as X-Bone and not X.B. One, this is a downgrade.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you going to stop me?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So humans have been getting shitfaced since before mammoths became extinct, nice!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think you mean repetitive.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Arrow pig? I'll take it, what would be "green up arrow pig"?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I snorted like a presidential candidate.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At least he didn't offer them a boat ride across

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made one for middle-school science. You can essentially make a working one with less than a dozen dowels or straight pieces of wood.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hero no one asked for! (but deserved in the end)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a good thing Batman has a plan for that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

^this guy gets it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I musn't, I musn't... ok one more time"

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They're off-line captain, we're losing attitude!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinkerbell... I just got it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, isn't it Labor Day on Monday, or does it not apply here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that chainmail, or are you wearing a skirt?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The group of thieves story reminds me of The Lies of Locke Lamora. I should've guessed it came from somewhere!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It pulses and vibrates with fear and anticipation.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how DARE you SHOW your FACE, corporal COUNTER-caps!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, the joke is you sneak up on the auxiliary guy that usually uses this while he's sleeping and hit it real hard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he was driving a Corolla he'd be Corollin'.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, there is kind of a medical limit on how may shots you can fire for certain AT rifles, depending on how well they're made.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're rhyming, right?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe then I'll have a wet dong.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of these is why i have this boner

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I had to turn around to make sure you weren't behind me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For being closed all the time you do good work.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0