5749 pts · May 16, 2014
Confirmed internet female. Am the po-po.
I'll take the fries with a heavy side of fuck you
That’s most of the reason I pull traffic tbh. DUIs, guns, drugs, and warrants.
My pittie's best friend is a boxer. It's the greatest pair I've ever seen I love themmm
Nice work, @op! I hope above all, that you feel healthier
This is why first responders don’t wear their wedding rings. Please don’t get angry at your FR SO if they don’t want a ring at work!
This shit cracked me up. Every department has a fucking Leroy
I’m sorry I don’t speak Spanish, wish I could help.
Right! Even though stranger danger is less common, it’s still real and even more terrifying. So happy your mom was paying attention!
Also teach that adults don’t need help from children. The adult asking for “help looking for his dog” can ask another adult.
Cop here. We use first/last DOB to run people as well. You REALLY need to read the whole response because it sends back everybody similar
This how is my dog with his best friend! Their names are forbidden words in both houses until they'll actually see each other
Thank you for your service and your support sir
Well then hello again ;)
I hate giving tickets if thats what ure asking. But if you pull a stunt right in front me, thats disrespectful af and I’m not givin a break
I’ve gotten OC sprayed a few times and that was hell, I can’t imagine bear spray lawd
BEAR SPRAY?? Oh hell naw.
We are not to accept gratuity. It’s seen as being in return for extra protection and can be viewed as accepting bribery.
Thank you for that, we get that it’s frustrating too. Hahahah give ‘em to your local PD, tell em it’s from MPDC!
That’s probably more true haha
My dad reminds me everyday that his fire chief went through academy with him and would love to have me haha
Hahah I love this though. ~worship the booty~
Aghhh I work overnights
But a place that needs it unfortunately.
Why is this...weirdly accurate
The east doesn’t have any! *sheds a tear*
Things only go wrong when we stop learning. New tactics and methods are always just another tool in the tool bag. Appreciate it!
I haven’t, no. I’ll check that out
I heard it’s because narcotics raids usually are a 12 person raid team, but that’s conjecture honestly
That may be true, but they can really get rid of you for anything if they want to
Ayy good look! We got lots of philly boys down here. Stay safe brother
I'll take the fries with a heavy side of fuck you
That’s most of the reason I pull traffic tbh. DUIs, guns, drugs, and warrants.
My pittie's best friend is a boxer. It's the greatest pair I've ever seen I love themmm
Nice work, @op! I hope above all, that you feel healthier
This is why first responders don’t wear their wedding rings. Please don’t get angry at your FR SO if they don’t want a ring at work!
This shit cracked me up. Every department has a fucking Leroy
I’m sorry I don’t speak Spanish, wish I could help.
Right! Even though stranger danger is less common, it’s still real and even more terrifying. So happy your mom was paying attention!
Also teach that adults don’t need help from children. The adult asking for “help looking for his dog” can ask another adult.
Cop here. We use first/last DOB to run people as well. You REALLY need to read the whole response because it sends back everybody similar
This how is my dog with his best friend! Their names are forbidden words in both houses until they'll actually see each other
Thank you for your service and your support sir
Well then hello again ;)
I hate giving tickets if thats what ure asking. But if you pull a stunt right in front me, thats disrespectful af and I’m not givin a break
I’ve gotten OC sprayed a few times and that was hell, I can’t imagine bear spray lawd
BEAR SPRAY?? Oh hell naw.
We are not to accept gratuity. It’s seen as being in return for extra protection and can be viewed as accepting bribery.
Thank you for that, we get that it’s frustrating too. Hahahah give ‘em to your local PD, tell em it’s from MPDC!
That’s probably more true haha
My dad reminds me everyday that his fire chief went through academy with him and would love to have me haha
Hahah I love this though. ~worship the booty~
Aghhh I work overnights
But a place that needs it unfortunately.
Why is this...weirdly accurate
The east doesn’t have any! *sheds a tear*
Things only go wrong when we stop learning. New tactics and methods are always just another tool in the tool bag. Appreciate it!
I haven’t, no. I’ll check that out
I heard it’s because narcotics raids usually are a 12 person raid team, but that’s conjecture honestly
That may be true, but they can really get rid of you for anything if they want to
Ayy good look! We got lots of philly boys down here. Stay safe brother