FloofCollector

2697 pts ยท April 24, 2015


I collect floofs for soothes.

He was really quite hypnotic

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Can anybody find meeeeeee, some bunny to love?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 is from Fargo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking for nudes from random internet women when you've got a girlfriend...Yeah, that's classy.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*thrust

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Don't brush in the shower. If you ever slip and fall, the toothbrush will pierce thru your soft palate and into your skull.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Slow it down please.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm poor, but I do it. Accumulating gear happens slowly. Borrow from your club in the meantime

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Your heart belongs with your fun loving, saucy self.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially with the horrific sexual assault rates for both genders

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

After college.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Patient: I think I may be lacking certain neurotransmitters. WebMd: You've got cancer.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Patient: I think I may be lacking certain neurotransmitters. Doctor: Where'd you read that, WebMd?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Life as an introvert.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's Sense and Sensibility?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your friend the character from Firewatch?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mad Myths, Fury Road

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The veins that show with that tool are already palpable with my fingers, which I trust more. A light can't tell me where the valves are.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People will tell you it gets better. They lie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GMO companies don't allow farmers to save seed, reducing genetic diversity and forcing the farmers to use more pesticide in the long run

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

Eh. GMO's can be a combo of different organisms, genes from fish put into a strawberry to increase cold tolerance, etc. It's not the same.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Seconded by the RN.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I didn't! :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a good boy!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friends ruined my life once I let them in.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0