Borklazer
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In hindsight it is dirty. But it makes life easier, so fuck yeah!
Feb 7, 2017 11:31 PM
Borklazer
56644
1277
183
In hindsight it is dirty. But it makes life easier, so fuck yeah!
forgotmyusernameagain
I bet you're naked when you do that also you fuckin whore
selcell
CidColetti
I sing a song while peeing in the shower to the tune of "I've Been Working On The Railroad" My wife thinks I'm a moron, I am, she's right.
bluefell
Doesn't everyone
scotzmon
There are two types of people, those that do this and those that lie and say they don't
CKWC
That leaves one more full toilet bowl of water for the starving
Squossifrage
Flashback to middle school... classmates have a pissing contest in the locker room, dare me to join in, then report me to the gym teacher.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Who doesn't do this? I mean really. the steam and water makes it so easy to clear your nose.
Cyraider
I like to brush my teeth too
SPAC3QUEEN
I don't care - I do it too. I share the bathroom with my Fiance. He does the same.
jlupics
Saves a lot of water too, keep up the good work!
BilldeTurlock
yer 'posed to
OneMillionAntz
BigChunkyBubbles
Anyone who says they don't shit in the shower and stomp the turds down the drain with their bare feet is a filthy liar.
sarenasaurus
..what?
domestomp
pissing in the shower saves water on flushing, blowing nose saves tissues. whats the prob?
justahumanonline
I'll take a piss in the shower, but can't imagine blowing my nose in there....yuck.
mustachefleas
I always squat down in the shower and aim through one of the little holes in the drain
Itrollforfakeinternetpoints
Man or female ? Piss or poo ? So many questions.
Itrollforfakeinternetpoints
Man or female ? Piss or poo ? So many questions.
Itrollforfakeinternetpoints
Man or female ? Piss or poo ? So many questions.
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Why is it taboo to pee in the shower?? It all goes down the same drain.
Charyman
Peeing in the shower saves water! Keep up the good lords work!
laurendominick
It's also sterile.....
laurendominick
It's also sterile.....
jqubed
Except it isn't
CASIUMxOXIDE
As long as it's not shit
Paasimus
well, it saves on the water bill to pee in the shower instead of the toilet.
boogaloobear
Your "confession" is bad and you should feel bad
RocketOtter
Everyone does that
NawRocky
Preach!!
Shaveyourdingleberries
My neighbor used to say that he would shit in the shower and squish it down with his toes
gelirollking
Showed this to my boyfriend, reactions happen in this order; realization, shame, pride of a giggling 9 year old boy. (I love that sicko)
Itrollforfakeinternetpoints
Like we all do
chadleewadlee
Women too?
BaronVonMarlon
Two types of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and dirty f&#cking liars.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
shower nose blowing is the best nose blowing; cup hands over nose, let water fill up, honk hard as fuck, and breathe easy all day.
Nottheuseryouarelookingfor
I've been doing it wrong then. I always use the farmers blow method. Does the cupped water help?
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Well, I usually let the hot water get up there a bit, to each their own. Works for you works for you!
aRepost
GrannyLlama
No.
Teotl
youfreakinnerd
Hmm, yes.
Teotl
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
I do that and then brush my teeth
INeedABetterUserName2
Too far
TheZillaShow
I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
FloofCollector
Don't brush in the shower. If you ever slip and fall, the toothbrush will pierce thru your soft palate and into your skull.
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
Good, take me sooner.
Borklazer
I don't brush my teeth. (Second and final confession bear of the night)
TheZillaShow
Dude noooooo how old are you? It will catch up to you and it will be painful!!!
Borklazer
Just jokes. I brush my teeth.
IronicUsername
Wait, like...at all?
ultravioletultraviolence
you're looking for a foul bachelor(ette) frog meme
Borklazer
Where do I find this?
ultravioletultraviolence
Borklazer
Will keep this in mind because every confession I have is disgusting.
ultravioletultraviolence
good, bring it on. We're all disgusting in some way right?
Borklazer
"Get banned from the Internet" type disgusting?
ifyouwereahotdog
As long as you're not waffle stomping turds down the drain i think its alright
BruhStop
Jesus
maeby331
This is hands down my favorite top comment ever.
xj4low
I was really congested one time blew a glob out of my nose and I sware it tried to swim away from the drain.
Mrdrewbeats
I didnot need that image in my head.
BigAZNMan
Who wears Chuck Taylors in the shower?
DoctorZebra
How is birth in a shower and pooping in the shower alike? You waffle stomp them down the drain afterwards
JohnVaddic19
/a/odgDPOL
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
This makes me think of the show Doug, he was the waffle stomper, now t all makes sense
sweetiebobeatie
I choked on my drink laughing at this. Thanks.
bumblebee93
My sides are in orbit from laughing at this. Thanks.
ididntmeantoloveyou
Did it once......AMA
personalspaceinvaderspiff
what's your favorite color?
ididntmeantoloveyou
Dark blue
BethWifeEver
+1! Not even up voting the post but this is muy bueno.
EnthusedOrphan
I still cant believe people when they say they do this. How gross
fistermatic5000
i mean i'm pretty sure that's a joke. do you know someone that actually does this?
flashums
...Wait this is a real thing?
JohnVaddic19
Dude, you have to wash your feet anyway
IronicUsername
That CAN'T be a thing people do...it just can't...
DickDynasty
Rule 34
UnicornRazzleDazzle
You must not have children. Kids shit in the bath at LEASST twice before kindergarten
Anthonlee
Being a little kid is kinda different from being a grown man
MutantTurd
I did it once. Before I ever saw it on Imgur. Story time... I had just had hernia surgery and the pain meds had given me constipation 1/2
jqubed
This story is worth digging down through all the replies to read!
MutantTurd
Well, I finally was able to poop bit couldn't get myself fully clean due to not being able to bend over properly from surgery. So I hop 2/?
MutantTurd
Into the shower to get clean and while I'm in there, my bowels kick up again. Can't stop it from coming so I let it drop. 2 decent sized 3/?
MutantTurd
Turds plop to the floor. I'm in a kind of panic now. What the fuck do I do? I think about leaving it for my wife but she won't be home 4/?
jqubed
Why would you leave it for your wife???
MutantTurd
For another few hours and I can't leave this mess for that long. I decide to use my feet to break them up and let them go down the drain 5/?
Eunoterp
Ok you snowflakes....it has happened. What do YOU do? Pick the turd up and throw in the shitter? NO...you stomp it.
YourPalCthulhu
I am unsettled by this comment
docileirish
I mean, a shower drain system can easily deal with urine ( a sterile liquid), but solid excrement seems problematic on plumbing not designed
Eunoterp
Not once its mushed through the drain grate!
docileirish
thats the spirit!
egoldfish
Who has surprise shits in the shower?
UnityIron
AdelesEx
Is this a real thing ? You know what, forget it. I'd rather not know
rhilterbrant
Long, hard anal sessions might cause it.
personalspaceinvaderspiff
If you're sick, hungover, have digestive issues. You could wait until you're done, but pooping right after a shower is just wrong.
Eunoterp
I was SICK with the beer bottle flu. The turd just slipped out.
UnityIron
So long as you didn't slip on the turd and wake up 1hr later
fistermatic5000
shitting after i take a shower feels weird. like, i'm wet, and in between my cheeks are wet, and it just feels weird. drop it and stomp it
GandalfTheChinchilla
But if you shit in the shower you're already wet because you're in the shower