Fisticufflinks

8978 pts ยท December 3, 2015


If batman has time to plan the fight, he wins.

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Darth. Get it right, auto-correct

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Dearth Mrrrowl

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28 and married 4 years, still have this for a quick lunch regularly

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Several in Brazil, though fast food isn't cheap there.

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Use LaTex

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Almost as good as the guy who made the bottle of booze in the brown bag disappear, smashed the bag, then made it reappear out of the bag.

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Sorry for potatoes...

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Laser vision! Can't forget the laser vision

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Flaming demon-hulk lead boy.

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Read this in his voice...

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H-game with an amputee fetish?

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Kind... What kind of tomfuckery*. still can't figure out how to edit on mobile. Or how to proofread, apparently.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is cat-dad trying to play with babies before they understand the concept

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Not quite. Some infinities GROW faster. For example, x^2 will approach infinity much faster than 2x as x approaches infinity. Study limits.

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Actually, for dry noodles, a fistful is considered a normal adult serving. Spaghetti is impossible though.

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Of course not, then they wouldn't have a sequel

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I'm just waiting for Naughty Dog to get off its ass and cast her as Ellie in The Last of Us movie!

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Play the DLCs, specifically Trespasser.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean no disrespect, but... How long does one cook a Potawatomi... For that matter, what exactly is watomi?

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MY CABBAGE CORP!

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Tiny waists, big chests, huge chins, tiny eyes

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mmmm... No. Morrigan can shape shift into a bear, a spider, and a swarm of insects, none of which have higher mental functions

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It works if you're both on the same google docs sheet.

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2 hour old McDonald's fries? Shit's barely bearable fresh.

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Fun fact: Jackie chan is also a classically trained musician and singer, with several opera albums released

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Meat's too damn delicious to be eradicated from future diets.

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#ISawNipple

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