FirstDraftFinalDraft

5184 pts ยท March 6, 2012


As a Canadian, there's no hockey on Canada day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about giving someone AIDS. But he didn't want people to feel sad when they heard it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's actually about giving someone AIDS so, like, it's actually very about something and very deep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I downvote people who have to share this info with me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg you can't figure out whether you want to sex them or not... MUST BE AN ASSHOLE! The real point is, other peeps gender isn't FOR YOU.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think I'm in love

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you lied to children.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever makes you feel better bud.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only staunch pro-lifers disagree with him. "Speaking out of turn" is just a way to say they don't agree with his abortion stance.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A pun so good it should have made the title.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dogglehead

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you start with Civ, you may never make it to a second one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand most of this but why the spandex?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also "people always say when you die you 'lose the battle with cancer' but when you die the cancer dies. I call that a draw" - Norm McDonald

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. MOVING ON

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) You can change a colour by adjusting the tint or shade without changing the hue. (If light is up and dark is down, hue is sideways)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2) When you say "colour" you are also describing the tint and shade (how light and dark something is)...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have the exact same expression.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don Jon. I came to this comment to find out and had to go to another for the answer. Thought I'd share it with you.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do the same for my GF and her work isn't even that bad. I just like sending her stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed the two hugging are sisters, and the kid wanted to hug her aunt. Which makes sense in terms of emotional connection.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where's the facebook flag overlay for this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yous still will probably never be able to unless they help you out. A good bottom is hard to come by,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're clearly the breadwinner and the driver.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get over yourself Quebec.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0