RooplePooples
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Please, just don't give me some bullshit apology if you really don't mean it
Oct 29, 2016 12:56 PM
RooplePooples
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Please, just don't give me some bullshit apology if you really don't mean it
Gnostici
Picture this: I'm a bag of dicks. Put me to your lips. - El P
guillermoapolosoria
That bottom line tho lmfao
MrTigeriffic
What's annoying is. "The rules of Imgur" is no selfies but they still get upvotes
hairylifetimes
Just don't mean it... everyday we see " walking back" a statement LIARS. You are being assholes and you know it. Admit it be honest.
DrooleKupp
Fulminology
I think it's more of a matter of manners than actual regret; sometimes you just wanna show something off that isn't just a selfie.
Amaxing570
why does imgur get so triggered by selfies?
meeksmcgee
WhatzzSoup
I down vote dumps unless they got some kind of over all theme. Its just like "these pictures aint good enugh on their own but its alot"
GnomeAnn
Alots are always good enough.
CaptainBeBe
Lol bag of dicks. Are u in the military? Only other place i herd that
KingMalcomTheLoveGod
Does anyone remember whether the vote to treat selfies like the roast me thread was ever passed?
Trish02111
I always down vote a selfie- no apology..
ThatsWhatSheSed
Goddamnit I love this post. I thought I was the only one who was annoyed by this
graehall
I downvote people who get angry about selfies :P
bushpotato
Constant posts about half-naked women are a-ok! Selfies? Nope, obviously you're a monster for doing so.
FuckThisThingInParticular
Another pet peeve for me is "sorry not sorry". Dishonest fucks.
Pyrowolf1
What if I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry for not being sorry?
Bejita463
That one annoys me as well, not because it is dishonest, but because it positively radiates stupidity. And that's my job.
Shewy92
I don't give two shits about if a post has a selfie or not
MultipleQuestionMarks
I don't know if I missed some kind of event on why it's an "unspoken rule" but how come everyone gets pissy about a selfie?
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
I believe it's mainly because this isn't Facebook or Instagram.
MultipleQuestionMarks
True but Imgur is still borderline a social media site, I don't know dude it seems incredibly petty to me but that's just me :)
ifabearshitsinthewoods
RunningWithTheNoses
Why does Imgur hate selfies so much?
Megatonrefugee
Also, those who say "down vote me..." for whatever personal thing they post. Own your posts and stop being insecure.
BlackRedRollsRoyce
And then Imgur attacks them for owning it.
johnsza
I think we all understand that those are subtle hints that you should check their folders. Sometime the rectum is available for viewing.
NoNoNoPlsNo
Because everyone wants to see some Goatse art?
johnsza
If next to a vulva, yes.
NoNoNoPlsNo
I usually downvote all selfies. No need to be sorry.
crashdummy35
Selfies and shit posts of chick picts taken from a random website:
newworldtraveller
I thought I was the only one left...
supermandalee
You're not alone.
DariaMorgendorker
Why? Why does it bother so many Imgurians?
crashdummy35
This site was "built" to house the "Most Awesome Images on the Internet," not unoriginal porn star picts copy/pasted off the net.
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crashdummy35
Straight selfies: downvote. That's Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. You got something serious? Survival, weight loss, lost a loved one: upvote.
VAiSiA
hold on a second. if i Gain weight, its bad for fuken selfie, but if i dried to stick-man, its okay? you fucking kidding, right?
SweetElve
Like it should be
majorbojangles
Either way you look at it, does it really matter. The answer is no. The long answer is nooooooooooo.
bigdirtycroissant
This is a rule to live by.
idrinkcheapbeer
Want my list of annoying shit?
idrinkcheapbeer
sarcastic whiny "marked mature" comments that cry about having to mark things mature
idrinkcheapbeer
@sarapls
idrinkcheapbeer
First thing I ever favorited
idrinkcheapbeer
copied and pasted articles straight from buzzfeed type places that arent credited and people like "wow, great list OP!!"
idrinkcheapbeer
OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?? (picture of meme that most definitely did not originate on imgur)
idrinkcheapbeer
front page edits
idrinkcheapbeer
I dont know what you people want
idrinkcheapbeer
"for the 5 of you in usersub that will see this"
ThatsWhatSheSed
Great list
idrinkcheapbeer
People that really believe that clowns are being shot and killed everywhere in the USA because a fake facebook article said so.
idrinkcheapbeer
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
idrinkcheapbeer
people that put down tumblr when half of the front page content is straight from tumblr
idrinkcheapbeer
dumps
idrinkcheapbeer
Puutanesca/Marinara/whatever for sauce. Sauce in general is lame
idrinkcheapbeer
That stupid "batman on my lawn" nonsense
idrinkcheapbeer
That SPOOPY DOOT horseshit.
idrinkcheapbeer
How does he walk with those giant balls? (or some other similar bullshit)
idrinkcheapbeer
"popular" opinion penguins
Rips4w
"I downvote blah blah blah...". So glad you decided to share.
nebbulae
People need to know what I upvote or downvote https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJXoczfi3OmrIgeOfI0No21XggKOZ1BSi7tf_3Tb
nebbulae
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJXoczfi3OmrIgeOfI0No21XggKOZ1BSi7tf_3Tbv0W0Qot9O2LQ
BuzzScumcock
No need to apologize for selfies. It's a stupid fucking rule with no point other than to give maladjusted idiots something to police.
tjpc3
For me its because if I wanted to look at people I don't care about online I'd go to facebook and we pretend we're better than facebook.
XandarianNovaPrime
That's the problem then, you all like to act like your better than Facebook but it's still just like it. Stale memes, stupid politics.
tjpc3
Pretty much
XandarianNovaPrime
Seriously I don't see why selfies are so horrible
Bejita463
They're not horrible, but they ARE boring. You've probably never seen my username before, so the fuck do you care what I look like?
XandarianNovaPrime
So if something is boring or mundane it shouldn't be posted? What about bowls of oatmeal then or Otten Von Bismark? Remember the Incredibles
Bejita463
People can post whatever they want, but I don't think disdain for boring content is difficult to empathize with.
bulbocavernosusreflex
It's pretty trivial thing to get upset about but to each their own. Yo do you.
monsterhunter4lyfe
Imgur tries to make a point of it so it doesn't turn into a shithouse of self centered garbage no one wants to see like Facebook or instagay
JustSomeDudeSomewhereInTexas
Welcome to imgur.
bulbocavernosusreflex
Very true.
overboard
...cuz no one else will...
bulbocavernosusreflex
I'm glad you get it. Everyone deserves dignity, we should strive for morality, but ultimately we can't prove existence outside of ourselves.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
I picture the sad life of someone that would say it and their weakness angers me, I can't help it
YourMomJokes
on one hand, it's trivial. on the other hand, this ain't facebook.
ActuallyScottish
It's not not Facebook either, got ya there didn't a ya fucking toastie
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
Fuckin toastie +1 fellow haggis muncher
bulbocavernosusreflex
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
They hate us cause they anus
BuzzScumcock
Yeah imgur is super edgy and intellectual *hits vape, adjusts fedora, picks up Dawkins book*
monsterhunter4lyfe
I think that might just be you. *hits pipe, adjusts top hat, picks up i spy book*
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
No, it's an image hosting site. Images of all kinds. That said though, no need to submit to gallery. I get both sides to an extent.
Flailingkitten
Almost as good as "this will probably get down voted...."
DwaneDibbley
I do it to these "woo FP, i demand nudes now".
Uplinkdsanrok
"with all due respect" let me stop you right there because some ignorant sheet is about leave your brain.
xxbike87xx
I thought we were gonna start roasting "selfie" posters?
OlafJS
I always downvote posts with that, or similar, crap regardless of the content
WyrdJamie
Ugh! Those annoy me.
WeHadAnAgreementToNeverComeHereAgainSoRunAwayNow
"this will probably get down voted but I don't care about internet points" I have seen this exact comment before
sowillo
Favforget and oh what about duolingo!
TheDudeWithTheFusedSpine
-1 for "this will probably get down voted"
nickg131
This will probably die in usersub, but here it is anyway, now downvote and move on
justanotherdoug
Ok.
Squidlicker47
I don't +1 them even if I like it, because they have already managed to piss me off. Dw...I gave you yours ;)
ImJustHere4TheDankMemes
Typical stuff teenage girls write on their instagram pics... "omg im so ugly, i dont Know why i post this lol"
Overcucumbered
Yep I hate those *upvotes it anyway and they all end up on fp*
dustygamedev
and then edit description asking for nudes. "haha it's just a joke description but really send them"
AcidOPhilus
"This will probably not get downvoted in usersub. It's successful repost material. Send nudes, it's the only reason I even posted this."
photog
Sorry for the selfie
whitefolk
quietrage
Herp derp.
Idonthavealottosay
Sorry not sorry
ChasingAustin
Not sorry for partying.
VAiSiA
Billy, dafuq you doin
Hexarcy00
I wanted this to be a bag of dicks selfie
Polarisesque
Hexarcy00
wow, thanks
Enoan
That's wrong, you need to link to the page so they don't see it until clicking, like https://imgur.com/eZKziUx
fthisimout
Why did I still click..
BenSnow97
Nope, that only works for album links, like this: /a/Vu6e2
NoHomoRomo
Both methods work on mobile. Or at least on iphone
BenSnow97
On desktop, you can hover and see both image and simple "page" links, but you have to click on album and gallery links