FezesRCool

9651 pts · April 5, 2012


Uy el err vu rymalç.

X, man.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Media page at all, and he once almost broke up with me for taking 6 minutes to respond to a text. I wasted all of college on that asshat.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was in a relationship like this but worse. I was not allowed to go anywhere where guys might be, talk to a guy ever, have any social 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't knit shoelaces, you should really weave them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a math teacher once that asked, "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?" I did not skip a beat before shouting out testicle...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate moving air. It makes me cold. When people say it's "stuffy" somewhere, usually I'm really comfortable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The tipping point for me this year was "niggers come in all colors".

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I have a cat who also loves hopping in the fridge. He does not like water, though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For everyone saying that they don't care about leg hair, one of the main things I'm complimented on during foreplay is how smooth I am.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

He falls sometimes when walking/jumping, but surprisingly, he can dart in a straight line perfectly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat has that, but I've never seen him do the head wiggle while walking thing. Just the general stumbly adorableness.

11 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

My cat does that- he has cerebellar hypoplasia. Wobbly cat syndrome.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have big boobs, most women's tops that aren't baggy t-shirts show cleavage regardless.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

catmo

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Winnie the Pooh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That biscuit is eating a baby.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep that's good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's a general area hit, then no. Walking into the corner of a table at just the right height to hit the nerve.... it's pretty bad.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Hey, I take silk classes!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, I've been both.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pay a bajillion dollars to experience this.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it. Sexism is okay if you're insulting your own gender.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do best being able to see myself in a situation. Which is hard if I'm looking at another girl in that situation.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That or they just grab it behind you and then wait for YOU to go in. Like they've been holding it for you the whole time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um...hopefully not...?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FOURTH FROM LAST OH GOD WHY.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am 90% sure I know the guy in the kilt. He took a picture of his butt on my camera in high school without me knowing. It was hairy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep and we're all exactly the same, too!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

LITTLE BIRD!

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

TELL HIM TO MAKE MORE!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0