FerverTorv

17266 pts ยท December 22, 2015


when a good man goes to war. Demons run but count the cost, the battle's won but the child is lost.

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Facts have never gotten in the way of a touching meme

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bee #nature

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fear the AI uprising? Chappie can't block a goal, but Lassie taking selfies. Good boys indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M-O-O-N, that spells noom.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

MRW I found the Golden Ticket

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Party on Imgur!

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Mom: Leroy Bartholomew Jenkins! I told you an hour ago to get off that game and get to bed! Leroy: Sorry guys, time's up. Let's do this.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well that's all fine and dandy. But what about when mom yells for you, using your FULL NAME?

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

I'd recognize my ex-wife's fingers anywhere. Nice photo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean by "had"? You mean, who isn't currently surfing Imgur on the toilet with theirs right now?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear God, Budda, Baby Jesus, Allah: May we suggest a trade? You give us John Candy back and we will give you, uh... well, you know who.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

"Plunger Man" will win handily. Homies don't know what he just finished doing in there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They had to do something with all those non-functioning AT-AT's

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I swear to God. You think this is a joke Sharon?" - Doggo probably.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two hours from now that kitty will be hunting toes like a lion in the Sahara.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happened to the last guy who tried to steal the secret recipe to Bush's Baked Beans.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm running C++, saying "Hello World." I'll beat your ass 'till you're singing 'bout a daisy girl.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd love to swing from that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. You're thinking of their song H-Bombs over Hawaii.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, except for the guy in the top left. Some say if you sit in that seat today, you can still hear the high pitched squeal he made.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was left alone at the 420 mile marker. Gov't tired of that stolen sign. Let them take THIS home as their trophy. The war ends tonight!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie... the Wonders in the U.S. pale in comparison to those in the rest of the world. Statue of Liberty excluded.

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Thanks, I didn't know about this. Also, sincere question: how is Spain's action different from Lincoln's refusal to allow state cessation?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Those glasses though. You opening Christmas presents or getting ready to cut through sheet metal?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Charles is in charge

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0