Fastrayd

2470 pts ยท August 14, 2015


2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it because of the Avalanche?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Amelia Bedelia then bent over and quite abruptly shat out a seventh wife.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How boolean of you sir.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You would think so.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can only share what ya have access to.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet that would be convenient for spreading on bread.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 Jesus. Leave the kid alone.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't even roll yet. This DM IS CHEATING!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is generally correct yes.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I cast dispel magic.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's ah nay no mah brotha

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9 I mean not every morning. Sometimes I just have time for coffee and grab my 9 on the way out the door.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the break dance parties in the middle of the street.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

D20 is the dog's damage die. Best boy, best weapon.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll tell ya what's wrong with being a drag queen. It's heckin expensive. Do ya know how much eyelashes alone cost?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glittering gold. Trinkets and baubles. Paid for... in blood.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one's sad. Lord Nikon was awesome

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wild. Sorry bud :/

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ya, I quite like impressionist art. This is a fine example.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Store bought is fine.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I'm fairly sure we can make them trillionaires and that will keep them going for awhile longer.

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

#24 I love lamp.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's wild. As a smoker, I get the same amount of breaks as everyone else at work.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Family reunions... :(

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice dude! How many 50/50 guesses did ya have to make?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might be the best one yet. Masterpiece

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only one, if it's from Chernobyl.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True but he might have also said "need a tool? Make a tool"

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They all talk once they're on the hooks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0