FartSimpson

179 pts · January 3, 2014


You wouldn't DOWNLOAD A TATTOO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2014 Big One for One Drop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but careless encouragement is how you get saucy daikon and huggable eggplant so there's that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA wants a word with you about your machine guarding

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snakes on a plane 2.0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaahhh, das Samsung.... Der humpink!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure to use the correct end

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ever tried to watch that tiny bubble and the bit/workpiece at the same time? Maybe you're better than me but I think the bubble is useless.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

♫you know what to do with that big fat duck♫

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On our foreign policy maybe, definitely not the rest

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Marques Houston, of Sister Sister fame?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has nobody heard of a grading curve? It's used for exactly this reason.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The face of politics. He couldn't say what he actually believed if he believed it, for fear of losing supporters one way or the other.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fonzworth Bentley?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm having neck surgery this morning aaaaaahhh why would you do this to me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He technically lined up as the right tackle, for a surprise receiver on left side. Going downfield is a penalty, fainting is funnier.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Group work in school taught me a valuable lesson that I continuously call upon in my professional career: trust no one

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try, Mr. Stone, but isn't it a little bit late for that?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

let it go, let it goooo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bloip

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another idea stolen from Taco Corp

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally I would much rather hold the roll when I use it, rather than try and unravel it inside that unmoving torturebox.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think we were watching the same Breaking Bad...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pinterest Tip- Nowhere to put the fairies that relentlessly enchant you? Use those mushrooms you have lying around the house!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

200% Hair

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called a "poopsack"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Primitive reflexes are awesome

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck on the search for your father, hope you didn't inherit his hair.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0