The origin of the word "context" is a merging of the word "con" (for "con artist") and "text" (the written word). It came into use around 1746 in Crumpetshire, England after Sir Walter Brutus of House Billybob fabricated a counterfeit thesis paper scroll to gain entry into Oxford University. Nearly 900 hundred years later in February 2015, his scroll was discovered which had primitive yet advanced schematics to what we know now as "computers". To this day, it is still unknown how Sir Walter was able to arrange such complicated algorithms on a simple wool-skin hide, but as if in homage to his great con, his algorithm can be seen even to this day in any PC or Mac by holding down Ctrl+W in precise sequence.
Context: The dog activated its instinct known as "Corpus Brimni" which happens when a pet's hierarchy is threatened by a new member
Context: Their lifespan is cut short by the parasite known as "Octopi Tyrannus" which is also found in chapstick. It's a natural emulsifier.
Context: These rioters are actually peace-loving people. They just love TOO hard.
Context: Due to the low amount of oxygen in orbit, this is the only tool that astronauts can use to light their cigarettes in space.
Context: The airline added in ocean and missile obstacles into the maze but was quickly removed after frightening several passengers.
Context: At least 200 people a year perish from this sexual act. It's known as "Phallus Diving" and is all the rage in Finland.
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Context: Her prosthetic arm (AtG model III ) can switch between hot or cold, and has already been used to cook a can of beans.
Context: Both actors began a "fake" relationship before the movie and had all their dates in a morgue to add realism to their characters.
Context: Top hair stylists suggest wrapping your head in cellophane with wet skittles for 2 hours. The food dye lasts longer.
Context: Mays coined the term "double offer" when he punched a producer for using a racial slur, shouting it upon issuing the second strike.
Context: Every time a journalist is imprisoned, Putin has the FSS toss a chicken on live TV to intimidate the media into submission.
Context: This is Moscow news and Putin orders that a rubber chicken be tossed on live television every time a journalist is imprisoned.
Context: For realism, both actors are actually 1st cousins. G.R.R. Martin thought it would add realistic tension and awkwardness to the set.
Context: This ended up being recalled by the Hillary campaign after they were told to put her face on "any and all" household items.
Context: Hellen and Maggie grew up together in Cheddarshire, UK and have had a rivalry on who will become the 1st female knighted in England
Context: Federal penalty on bowling vandalism was established in 1978: One year in jail or two games being tied down head first at the pins.
Context: One of the crowd members shot a paralyzing dart through his helmet opening but he recovered 2 hours later and was back to racing.
Context: His diet included oyster shells and banana peels which are vital sources of Vitamin S, as well as excellent fiber.
Context: This is from the Netflix series "Fuller House" where one of the twins is grown up but cannot fight her urge to feast on human flesh
Context: Scientists attribute this behavior to the fact that outside scents gather atop the owner's head where there is the most heat.
Context: This method was developed after Ken Yin jumped so high that his bike took out the the X Games helicopter filming the event.
Context: His name is Bjorn Tajssen and is a Swedish engineer who also invented the touchscreen. Keep an eye on this device for wide release.
Context: In the jump rope world this is known as "Henischitzel Manauscht" developed in 1914 to originally relieve itching from rashes.
Context: The real video is actually Gary OIdman speaking against the ever-increasing cost of mayonnaise in the UK which has gone up 74%.
Context: Ryan Reynolds actually did it for real in that scene because according to the director he had a colonoscopy the next day. It helped
Context: It is a full size tiger but the man is Yao Ming http://imgur.com/SuWljG6
Context: Ted Cruz's mother can be seen in the front row.