FITESully

5398 pts ยท January 13, 2012


One day, I will become Glorious!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a sophisticated presidential robot sent back in time to build houses for the poor

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Born to nap

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhh, don't tell them. Let's see where this goes.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is being the WH chef like being in the marines where even mess cooks are trained killers? Like, if the Secret Service needs backup.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hey, mine too! Well on Reddit anyway. Happy Cake Day! Updoots all around

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming in Spaceballs 2!

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Lastly, I bought this shirt at the Nintendo store in NYC. If anyone would know when it was made, it would be Nintendo.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, the movie The Wizard that debuted SMB3 in NA came out Dec 15, 1989. Nine y.o. me wanted that power glove so damn bad!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was released in Japan on October 23, 1988, and in North America on February 12, 1990. So definitely "made" (developed) in the 80's.

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Am I blind here? What baby deer? All I see are goats.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Because she was probably high/drunk AF 3/4 the time

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fucking Banya

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Except....it was just a few minutes, not hours. He took the stage just after noon.

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Just call me a rescue ranger :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D is 500 in Roman numerals. That's enough tea to make you go pee.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow...I bet he gets all the ladies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been using the phone number for movie showtimes at my hometown theater for years.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah nah, that's definitely Bettie Paige.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes ALL Bundy. Al for President with Ted as his running mate.

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Hi China! From Pennsylvania, USA!

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And when it's lost its fun you're fucking lazy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But...you've never seen Star Wars. Sorry, you almost had me. Better luck next time. :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a kid, I used to do this all the time with strands of spaghetti. They would go nuts trying to get it off!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I JUST finished reading that ~30 seconds ago, so seeing the last image made sense to me and not just a cruel joke

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That one is a mindfuck...rotated 90 degrees?

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