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Dec 11, 2015 12:54 AM
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Spidey209
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
bosstonez
Favourited for later use in self deprecating conversations.
Bubblepoop
Lemongrab has a place for me too.
jadejong
Cougar or Milf?
DranksAndDragons
But, are you a single female lawyer?
FlyingSpiderMonkey
i can provide food and shelter
TDRM
Mom?
CreepyPhlox
I've got 4.5 years to go...
lovestospoon
Single male 27 what's up
kaijukiller
Don't get too desperate op
nomsdv
I’m guessing the post was changed when you realized a lot of people didn’t like it..?
YourWaifuIsTrash
Y'all need some http://imgur.com/IP21ljz
yoitsdes
They say women reach their sexual peak in their 30's. Sounds like OP needs some action, y'all don't miss out now.
Kiore
It's true. I've always had a high libido but from 31 onwards holy shit, I actually started to get worried for a while there.
MrNailbrain
Don't worry OP, you can still accomplish great things. It's called garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT.
GonzoinKS
I can relate
nikki33
45, single and live So. Cal. where everyone is young and beatuful. F-ing sucks.
DomZombie
You had me at single...
AdeptusCannibus
Best comment bait I've seen in awhile
AdeptusCannibus
'Single female'
rnoron
I'm 19 but I got the same results
Cereaza
Pshhh. Do you even teen anymore?
Silver
Hello I'm a 19yo single male in your area just dying to meet you. Click here to find out more.
jackbos
Single male 35-44 here. Definitely looking for a woman my own age.
davegoround
You make me laugh. If you live in Austin, let's hang out.
b0xman
i like how his word bubbles are lemons.
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
Oh the replies of desperation are thick tonight.
vaneri
So cringe worthy
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
You should have seen the first 5 minutes of this post. I got down voted hard and all the desperate comments had like 5 points. Good times.
WhimsicalCalamari
XenoHorse
Don't be salty you didn't make it in time to post before them. :P
hasanyoneseenmyplunger
I'm good. But I understand the sentiment.
snoopywashere
So it told you to move to Cincinnati?
ghxstmountain
lolol, cincy blows
UMDhockey17
Looks more like Cleveland to me ;)
robotzombies
Cleveland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
ShadowStorm197498
Detroit actually
plplokokplok
Shots fired!
slack3rdav3
Good thing the cops wont ever show up. I hear gunshots all the time in OTR. Never hear sirens afterward.
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tomyironmane
Columbus ain't much better.
tomyironmane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu49ADulhoY
Cereaza
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Had me until #3. I would've accepted 13-17 or Other.
MoistedParagon
Hey, Chris Hansen? Are you still doing that thing with the Dateline NBC or whatever?
Cereaza
OOOH, JGEEEZZZ. OH BOY. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRRY. I DON'T KNOW WAS I WAS THINKING. OHH JEEEZZZZ
Wariyoshi
A 30 year old who watches AT?
expertsandwichmaker
Anyone that wants to have an enjoyable watching experience of a cartoon.
bosstonez
33 and a big fan.
13fingerfx
36, seen every episode. What's wrong with that?
Wariyoshi
I love AT, but usually people are irrationally embarrassed about it when they get older. It's a good thing that you guys watch it :P
13fingerfx
It's ace. A lot of the "kids" stuff these days is so intelligent and multi levelled in its writing... AT and Gravity Falls especially.
Wariyoshi
My two fave shows
13fingerfx
Good taste.
LavaAxe
In my experience women are at their best at 30+. Men too. Everyone is.
Kiore
At 33 this has been my experience the last three years and it's only getting better!
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Let me guess: In your 30's?
LavaAxe
Of course. It's awesome.
ingelri
Not so much for chicks, unfortunately.
LavaAxe
Very much so for chicks, fortunately.
ingelri
I prefer them perky and with less baggage, but to each their own
WafflesMcGee
So op is a single female 35-44? I'm in.
bobyran
Me too!!!
Sentoverinabottlefromchina
I ship it. And I demand updates
NotACanadian
MILFseekers
WafflesMcGee
ooooo. Time to explore.
Cattrina
Mee too
xxjmar
"A human female?"
TheGhostMinx
Which quiz was it? I wanna try too!
bptight0
That's fucking gold
NotEnoughNope
Pretty accurate.
fauxnews
A human female aged 35-44, preferably with a pulse, is my kinda fetish.
Omlit3737
Pulse optional
WafflesMcGee
mmhmmmmm
SubtleOrc
single is superfluous
WafflesMcGee
"Rings don't plug holes."
ImgurReactionGifCommentGuy
Put your penis in it...
WafflesMcGee
I have a silly personal rule called "consent"..but if she requests..
ImgurReactionGifCommentGuy
Was a joke/reference obviously consent is necessary!
Nccoffee
Female you say? That checks the only box I have
WafflesMcGee
As a female.. you have another box
Nccoffee
Well I suppose she can't be dead so two I guess
apcolleen
Im 35 F and don't want kids. Apparently the bible belt isnt where I need to be.
ForgivingCat
I'm 31 and I don't want adults.
WafflesMcGee
As a 29yr old atheist with no kids or prospects in KCMO, I agree.
apcolleen
Ghew. Yeah I have family there. No love lol
WafflesMcGee
I love the area.. just not so much all of the people.
FITESully
Whitetiger7654
I wonder what her education and bank account look like.
WafflesMcGee
singe/35-44/posting on Imgur? the immediate assumption is "lacking"
Whitetiger7654
I bet a large percentage here are actually highly educated and have well paying jobs.
WafflesMcGee
I'd bet you're correct. I just know what I've experienced. As I've admitted already, i tend to assume wrong. I'm all for a single mature gal
Corrodias
Yeah, folks with retail jobs can't afford to fuck around on Imgur all day. (Though I only do it a little bit.)
Cattrina
too bad, as I post from my well-paying office job XD
WafflesMcGee
I didnt say that's what I thought, just immediate assumption. I normally assume wrong.
Cattrina
XD