Missing 14F from Joplin MO
Thanks pizza angels!
I did a thing. I'm proud of it.
A neighbor apparently thinks you're not supposed to mow on weekends. It ruins pool time. Yeah, he got shut down.
I'd say this hits the nail on the head, but it's just a figure of speech.
It's a beer loving Secret Santa!
My mentally ill friend was killed by police this week.
Save the boo bees!
Back up and ram it
Father of 2 killed during road rage incident.
Florida Man is at it again.
I heard y'all like everything today.
My Secret Santa sack!
Be sure to occasionally recharge your cats.
Got myself a pedicure. Don't they look great?
I think cats are secretly vampires.
Forget The Cat in the Hat, it's the Cat in the Bag!
Well, do you?
Bee Hive Rescue
WTF imgur?
This is why you hire the professionals, not your buddy who used to work at the cable company.
Imagine trying to explain this to the insurance company without the video.
I know it's ridiculous, but does it bother anyone else that there are people who run their wipers on warp speed when it's barely sprinkling?
Wait for sledgehammer man.
Happy St Nicholas day!
All the progress posts inspired me to make a change
This is pure evil. These bastards deserve to rot in hell.
I decided to download the Internet.
Kick ass Secret Santa!
From the high desert, I'm Art Bell, good night.
It's so icy out, this guy had to take his shoes off to walk up the hill for that Buffalo Wild Wings.
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
Bishop Castle
Caramel Doughnut Cone w/ Salted Caramel Syringe
Good boy is stopping for some coffee on this beautiful morning.
I've been playing soccer wrong my whole life.
That's what your mom said.
Or lack of bush...
Scientists have discovered the earliest evolutionary ancestor of modern day politicians.
Got muscles? She does.
Damnificate you!
I'm proud to know this man. There are not many like him left. He's had quite a life.
Our hospital has the most interesting doctor.
False advertising using an incredible flashlight
Fuck off.
That moment when you wonder if the neighbor left it running just to test me....
Nein, Nein, Nein!
There is a third option. Don't vote Trump/Hilary, feel the Johnson. Spread the word.
Horse head squirrel feeder. What a time to be alive.
My 2yo killed Darth Maul. I told him he did it wrong.
This warning could snot be any clearer.
These are some of the creations of my favorite local restaurant owner.
Can I use an arrest warrant then?
Here's a stretcher for mountain bikers.
I loved this shit.
Gary's plan to race his motorcycle didn't work out well.