ExplodingTacos

108625 pts · January 9, 2012


I don't know why you're here, but you're welcome. Wow, I've made it 7 years on this site and haven't been kicked out for being a dog person. 26 years old. A7X Michimgurian. 53% of the time I cruise imgur drunk 100% of the time. This is one of those times. ------Me, 2/25/15 Time for an update, as of December, 2nd, 2017, I am still drunk on imgur. cantstopwontstop ᵀᴹ ᴱˣᵖᶫᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍᵀᵃᶜᵒˢ, ᵃᶫᶫ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ⋅

Some guys will stick their dick in both of those

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the fastest way to get away from the basement demons

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lmao you replied 3.5 years later

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll have to remember that

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As long as the pussy doesn't smell like tuna

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

same bill and the voters don't go for it. We want to pay for the roads, but not for whatever dumb stuff they try to tie in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the city, it's the state. They want to raise taxes for it, but every time they come up with a plan they add other taxes to the (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Michigan, can confirm everyday along the highways near Detroit there are dozens of cars pulled over with blown tires from potholes

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

FUCKIN MOON MOON STRIKES AGAIN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that comment in your voice

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In the video the guy asks if the safety is on. The guy says "yes". So he hits the trigger.. obviously it wasn't on.

8 years ago | Likes 632 Dislikes 2

Nice balloons, where's the painting though?

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

because

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twooenteethed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I umm.. want to be caught in her web?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

nice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

did you not sort it by oldest first or...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro.. found your first comment..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bro...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's weird that she either never named you, or she forgot your name. Maybe the food was sent in hopes of forgiveness

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't want that"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The third one in row, in the very back looks like its been used already.. in the booty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good sir, you deserve 1 candy cane.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a simple comment. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*nacho

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stop, I can only get so erect..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of animal is this?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

dude i upvoted you, it is disgusting lol. i substitute ranch on my mcchickens

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

They're supposed to be cleaned at the end of the night, and it really only takes like an hour, but the night people always are "too busy"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5