Pam Bondi forcing an Epstein survivor to see how high the Dow Jones Industrial Average is.
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The trick is to go hide the good stuff ahead of time.
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Probably the best picture I’ve ever taken.
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*Rocky Theme
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“Arrives before Valentine’s Day”
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I don’t feel safe
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You pass butter.
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I don’t like this.
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As the prophecy foretold.
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Aliens in 60 seconds
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When the gym crush walks by
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90s TV Intros be like
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581
Very polite and very serious.
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The circle of life.
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505
All gave some, some gave all.
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It’s not the wallet we deserve but it’s the wallet we need.
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They’ve learned to use the drive thru.
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Occasionally I post wholesome things as well.
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Thomas be like
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Somehow Sauron has returned.
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What the actual fuck.
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504
You can’t take it with you.
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Quantum entanglement
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I’ll be at the bar.
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398
Always have a Plan A and maybe a Plan B
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\o/
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Trauma
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Life hack
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At the drive thru.
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Or you can also rotate them.
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Well , so it is.
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Kitten used Guardian Doge Summon, Cat used Flee.
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If Disturbed performed “It wasn’t me”
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Sarah should have done it this way.
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Never let them know your next move.
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And if you gaze for long into a void , the void gazes also into you.
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Line delivery 57/10
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I believe I can fly
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PO-TAY-TOE
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The classic plank doggo bicep curl.
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<3
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You want food? Too bad, here bucket, fuck you!
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Little darlin', stir it up
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This is Earl. He’s lazy , watches me poop and doesn’t pay rent.
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613
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss ?
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Spicy rain.
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I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
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"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days, before you actually left them."
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Rude.
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Laughing Kookaburra
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It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up.
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