Rude.

Jun 11, 2024 2:02 AM

Took me sec, then sprayed beer all over the keyboard ... noice!

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Fun fact: the mushroom part you see is the sexual organ of fungus. Fungus penises

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We moved to Montana five years ago and that first summer was a very wet one. The variety of mushrooms here is like nothing I've ever seen before. One of them looked like this picture....we think it's the phallus impudicus....but I'm no mushroom expert.

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Lol

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I guess there just wasn't mushroom for all of him below ground.

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Nature's party trick: a fungal flasher popping up unannounced, proving that even underground networks have a sense of humor. Surprise!

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“Space penis”

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His morning wood

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tRUMP penis

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Don't eat the mushroom and drink the swamp water. Under any circumstances, don't fall asleep.

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10th Kingdom! I loved the swamp mushrooms singing “Whiter Shade of Pale”

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That's a mushroom? Great thing!

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Okay. Didn't expect that.

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Well that's poisonous...

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You sir, have an excellent user name

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Amanita Cesaria, one of the very best mushrooms...

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"I'm a grower, not a shower"

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Is this why my mom called me a late bloomer?

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[Stormy Daniels rolls her sleeves up.]

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Lokks like he's a fun gi.

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https://imgur.com/hsEoV9Y

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Got ya, fam

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Ayyy

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Yoink!

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I am concerned.

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I'm not inclined to take up that offer because of the Amanita muscaria (commonly known as the fly agaric or fly amanita) color scheme.

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse, one for your collection.

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and all I can think of is "Brain parasite Pokémon"

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According to Stormy, guess who's dick that is?

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Michael Avenatti?

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Not his. Too big.

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Pretty sure that's Andre the Giant patting it.

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He’s got an innie not any outie

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Mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of mycelia, and since fruiting bodies exist primarily for reproductive purposes, technically speaking this isn't wrong.

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I knew there were goblins berried under the ground in the forests! Now where's my shovel? These goblins aren't going to fuck themselves!

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The only difference is that fungi have a whole bunch of dicks. Sometimes arranged in a near-perfect circle (a fairy ring or witch's circle in folkore)

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And mycelia are the power house of the Force

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May the Force be with you

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I believe you're thinking of mitochlorians.

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I've done my research and measuring mitochlorians causes Sith

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It's a space penis. Since, you know, mycelia might have come from space.

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There is no evidence that would suggest this. It's more of a New Age belief than a hypothesis, much like the idea that cephalopods are from outer space. Fungi are one of several eukaryotic kingdoms (the other being animals, plants, protozoans and chromists) that are all structurally and genetically far more similar than any of them are compared to prokaryotes (bacteria and archaea). And even the latter are clearly related to all eukaryotic life to the point of being its most likely ancestors.

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Not only that, fungi are closer related to us animals than either of our biological kingdoms is to plants. They're heterotrophs like us, meaning they consume organic tissue instead of fixing inorganic carbon like plants do. Fungi & animals use many of the same digestive enzymes to break down organic matter. Fungi use glycogen for energy storage, as do we to some extent (we store it in our livers & muscles). And they produce some compounds that are only found in fungi & animals, like chitin.

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Well, I was mostly referencing Clarkson's Farm, but alrighty then. Good to know.

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