EverybodyGotTimeForCake

31132 pts ยท January 24, 2013


That awkward moment when your username is a take on the 7 years old meme.

That's not a period pad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Last time I spent 2h getting ready for sex was when I was 17. As a 25yo with a job and a Master's degree in progress - never again.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every bunny was kung fu fightin' !

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait a second.. this isn't a how to gif!

10 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 0

Now when you made my standards for the engagement ring boxes so high, how is any guy going to live up to them?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a girl who moved countries twice and left 2 guys behind because of that, GO FUCKING GET HER

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. We don't want the other person to regret it too.

11 years ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 4

here's something no one on imgur is interested in.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 24

I'm a girl, but yeah, something along those lines.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If any of my exes ever did this, I'd have 3 chicken farms by now. Which would probably be useful now that I'm single and need convo. starter

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I see you... Red Square in the background.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

basic bitch

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so do I, but something's telling me it would be considered inappropriate if I did the same thing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me be that person: I met Bob when he was just locally famous. Old ladies used to knit him scarves. And he'd wear them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow downvote fairies are really having a go at this one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW I realise that cute guy's actually hitting on me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course. Any sad motherfuckers (or people) can inbox me ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey sad motherfucker. Inbox me if you need to talk to someone. Some people might agree I'm good at stuff like that.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

aww it didn't load the ones past these 4 for me at first. So many talented people on here XD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read 'killed my grandparents' and expected a story of your vengeance. But this is also good. I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

something something your face and female imgurians

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Actually, The Gladiator was filmed in Tunisia, in El Djem arena.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye aye? more like nay nay.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're waiting for you @repoststatistics

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now it is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read: I started a rare black tiger club

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ditto

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0