Natures freaks and geeks

Oct 7, 2014 9:46 AM

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Dat giant Japanese Nope in the last panel tho

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The Tuft Deer sounds like it wanted to call itself a "Tusked Deer" but the long teeth gave it a speech impediment.

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Ive always had a soft spot for the Cthulhu mole. Good stuff.

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I learned about the aye aye from the wild thornberries. It was SMASHING!!!

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I thought I was the only one who remembered it from that show!

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When God let his intern, Stephen, have a hand at creating animals.

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Instructions unclear dick ripped off by lamprey

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Star-Noped Mole

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You mean a Shirshu

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I feel like all of these have been or will become Pokemon

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Pokemon. They live among us.

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lampreys: The most painful fleshlight ever.

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These are just animals in The Last Airbenderverse

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Lampreys are fucking nightmare fuel.

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Put... put your dick in it.

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The ones shown being touched, I would not

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Poorly drawn animals brought to life

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LOOK. LOOK AT ALL THESE THINGS I ALREADY KNEW EXISTED. Except for that Spider Crab. Fuck Japan.

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fun fact: babirusas teeth can grow into their foreheads, killing them in the process.

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That fact is definitely not a fun one

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Yes I remember reading this somewhere and thought about it when I saw that one

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What are these used for.. They seem to break easily if they were to use them to headbutt something..

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Can they still open their mouths? That looks crazy painful.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ones growing through the snout are actually from the top jaw. Still looks painful, but shouldn't get in the way.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really?? Dang, I had no idea. I thought it was a "Lisa needs braces" scenario. I need to read up on nature stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These aren't animals...they're Pokemon!

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I knew all of these. Why I do I know so many weird animals?

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Imgur

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I would say that most of these are fairly well known. Who hasn't heard of a lamprey?

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A lot of them (specifically the mammals ofc) were on David Attenboroughs Life of Mammals.

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I knew all of them other than the dolphin.

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I did too. I've even dissected a Lamprey :)

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I knew about 1/3rd...

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You are a rare animal hunter. You kill them and sell on black market.

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Because we've all seen these animals hundreds of times in posts talking about how you probably have never seen them before.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I* know them because I watched Kratt's Creatures as a kid - maybe something similar?

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You're smart!

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I did too. I like weird animals. Also, Cracked.

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Yeah, Cracked seems most likely

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Because you are an interesting and well educated person. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Not creepy just beating ignorance.

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I knew most of these. But wow, you knew ALL these. Props.

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As someone who owns a taxidermy dik dik, I'm with you.

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Could you fucking not?

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Yes! I wanted that picture. And here you cropped it out and everything, just for me. Thanks!

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Could this become a new meme?

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Looks like a fuckin pokemon

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it's like a marine version of doge!

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I was thinking "Heard you were talking shit"

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my exact thought also.

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Wanna do some meth? Aye Aye Captain! http://myhoneysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/aye-aye.jpg

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Meth. Not even once.

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Ayeee ayeee Lmao!

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The Patagonian Mara looks like a BunnyKangarooDog thingy Majig.

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As a Mexican, El Chupacabra confirmed!!

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I can't hear you!! http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1024px-PaintythePirate.jpg

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I saw aye-aye and made spongebob tags

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Maurice really let himself go.

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http://www.eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/spidercrabdance.gif

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It's eyes scare me :<

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Dugong, dugong, its the cow of the seeeeeeaa, dugong, dugong, also known as the manatee...

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But it's not a mermaid...-snort snort- it's a DUGONG!

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I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes.

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im so glad you did this.

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doesn't have wings, because that is silly.

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doesnt live on a tree, that would also be silly

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compared to the dolphin, its very close cousin...

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it's quite uglyyyy! (so very ugly)

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Upvotes for everyone! Good job!

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The Aye Aye is endangered for the specific reason that it's freaky looking and people thought its stare meant you were going to die.

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Who the fuck didn't know what a naked mole rat and dugong were?

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People who didn't watch Kim possible obv

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The Fossa! The Fossa are coming!!!!

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Well now that your broke the mood I'm not...

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Mooooo

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DA FOOSA ARE ATTACKIIIING

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Fun Fact: In the Philippines, cats are called pusa (glottal stop on the end of the a)

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Said it in my head when I came across it.

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"Don't you just love da people? Not a very lively bunch tho" *pokes skeleton*

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I love that movie :O

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No, what we should be pointing is that the Super Bird of Paradise is a name for an epic item in a rpg, not for a bird!

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It kindda bothered me that they made the fossa look like they were cats. They are more related to weasls and civets.

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*eye roll* "come on, ya'll, they're not attacking us this very instant!"

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"Shut up, Maurice!"

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What did I say?

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"Didn't he tell you about the feet?"

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Fossa oooooooooh fossa aaaaaaaaaaah.

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The whossa?

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The weasel cougars!

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The Fossa! They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.

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All hail the New York Giants! !

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"New York Giants! Woooooooo!!"

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2nd to last is how I visualize the muad'dib

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How do you call among you the little mouse, the mouse that jumps?

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*pop-hop*

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I'm surprised the Dik Dik is not on this list.

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Why is one never enough for you?

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Everybody knows about the dik dik.

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Miniature deer:

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you mean the xylophone

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I was thinking this, and someone else said it!

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Ditto!

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Leave it to the Japanese to give us a fucking spider crab.

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Japanese spider nope.

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If you've eaten snow crab, you've had a spider crab.

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Spider Crab ♫ Spider Crab ♫ Does whatever a spider crab does ♫ Can he swing from a web? No he can't cause he's a crab! ♫

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I expected some sort of... tentacle monster ;-)

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Crabs are considered the spiders of the sea. My friend who fishes for dungeness crabs in Alaska always refers to them as that.

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Delicious nope

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Octopus and now this?

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How come your comment is so wonky.. how have you done that?

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Looks like a big head crab from Half Life

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It migrated from Australia

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Soon.

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"You're scared of spiders and the sea? Here's a spider crab."

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Look at it this way, at least nature didn't give it wings. Freaky in water, deadly in the air.

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no wonder godzila comes from there...

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Australia probably has one twice as big. Why haven't we nuked Australia yet?

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gotta admit, it looks delicious

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thats all i think when i see pictures of them, sooo much meat. i wonder how it tastes

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I know man, look at those crab legs. That's a feast.

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We could all share!!

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They've got those at the Georgia Aquarium. I hope they don't escape.

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I want to eat one

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If they walk around on land they collapse under their own weight.

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And here we see the first repercussions of the Fukushima disaster firsthand.

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imagine an army of them just coming out of the water onto a beach

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Ill bring the melted butter

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I hate you.

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Don't worry, someone up there said if they walk around on land they collapse under their own weight and I think we should believe it.

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Thank you, I'll believe it if you do :)

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I'll choose to believe rather than independently research and possibly prove them wrong.

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that guy looks like he's fucking the spider crab

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As you decent into the depths of the Osaka aquarium, you begin to hear children crying... This is why lol

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But it got dat leg meat fo days

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5 days

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Fo days

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Everyone knows what a goddamn naked mol3 rat is damnit we all watched Kim Possible

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I know because of Bill Nye

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Go wade!

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preeeeeach

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what's Kim Possible?

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Only 00's kids will get this

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+1, you took my comment

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Really surprised nobody posted this yet but you're welcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHi9FvUPSdQ

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this is the ugly nope naked mole rat

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What is that? That freaky thing?

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Oh my goodness someone finally wrote that!

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Or played fallout.

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My ex pointed out the toy at the store, "looks like a shaved beaver" my uncontrollable hysterical laughter & howling was heard for aisles...

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The first I remember it from is As Told by Ginger.

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Call meh beep meh if ya wanna reach meh

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Also Bill Nye the Science guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj48ewrkSFQ

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I also know what an Aye Aye is because of an episode of the Wild Thornberries.

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Also, for the parents out there, Octonauts.

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I was thinking the same thing lol

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And Who doesn't know about Dugongs? People who didn't watch Wild Thornberries is who.

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I am all too familiar with naked mole rats

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What is Kim Possible?

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Kids show that was on the Disney channel. One of the characters had a naked mole rat as a pet. Its name was Rufus and it was awesome.

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Rufus

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This is what I named my son years ago. I was very confused when a little girl asked me if I named him after a naked mole rat.

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I know it from Bill Nye

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Or Bill Nye.

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I was hoping something along the lines of this was in the top comments.

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It looked much cuter in the show,though.

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Na na na na-na na na-na na-na, na na na-na na, YO, listen up, it's a holla from Ron, naked mole rap is the name of the song

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Some of us were grown ups when that came along

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I know it because of my daughter.

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Or too hardcore for disney like me.

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Yeah but the naked mole rat looked a lot cuter/better in KP

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I've actually never seen Kim Possible, but I did know what a naked mole rat was before this post.

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I can hear the theme song

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Beep Beep BeeBeep!

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Do the mole rat! *starts beat boxing like rufus*

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Call me beep me if you wanna reach me

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If you wanna page me, it's OK

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I'm your basic average girl and I'm here to save your world you can't stop me cause I'm Kim Possible this is nothing I can't do so when

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when danger comes just know that I am on MY WAY! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OF WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME! KIM POSSIBLE!!

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Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when - I will be there for you 'til the very end, (1/2)

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I thought this was the full house theme song

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Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double, you know that you always can call! (2/2)

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Kim Possible!

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Call me beep me if you wanna reach me!

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What? The penis with teeth?

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U sure darling? possible nsfw

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no we didnt. dont put me in a box!

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*Beep beep beebeep*

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Bloop-bloop-blip-bloop!

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What's the sitch?

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Monkey foot!!

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*pants fall down* ... Aww.

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beep-beep-beepbeEPBEEP-beep

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That's my text tone!

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Holy sitch it's my text tone too!

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Same here!!!!

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I love all three of you!!!

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We should totes bang, liek all 6 of us

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Mine too! My famil gets annoyed by it

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I'm kind of hoping that irrawaddy dolphin turns into a meme

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I saw that and figured the top comments would all be about it! (----o \

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Kinda looks like the only thing it could say is "meep."

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IMO it's a "you wouldn't" or "I dare you" kind of face

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I'm getting a "could you fucking not?" vibe off it myself.

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http://imgur.com/QzWTNFs.png

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sorry I like vulturelad's better, couple comments up.

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