ErectileFunction

391344 pts ยท May 29, 2016


This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

There are other tells, but I'm not interested in helping them train it to be better.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gun shot, not vaccine shot. That's illegal here now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Clam friends

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's not how I learned to do CPR.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the police

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No it's kid rock

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Suppository

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Money doesn't motivate like that. It's power, control, hate, and ego.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A potato is just what my Dutch oven needs.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When people think of a "farmer's market" they usually think large scale farmers, like the ones that sell to big stores. But I think most are just people with big gardens.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Needs mayo

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I noticed that too.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I voted twice. I might need to vote again after seeing that picture.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The slice she tells you not to worry about.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If she finds you attractive, she's flattered. If she doesn't, you're a creep.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Think about this: have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time? Nope. Obviously the same person.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't know anything about polymarket, but I would think if trump himself did it he'd go for more than $30k. Definitely someone close to him, but someone who didn't want to risk more than $30k.

2 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Where do farts go

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bird for turd and bee for pee.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She already did.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been spewing bullshit for decades and no one gives me money. Except grandma. She gives me $20 on my birthday.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It really isn't.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And not be rich? I'm not not even a youtuber, but if you want to pay me a ton of money to get my ass kicked on TV....sign me up. I'll even throw in some shit talking, which I'm terrible at.

3 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 40

The time rift is closing. Harambe is returning to save us.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0