EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage

1833936 pts · March 9, 2016


So.. I'm an almost old man, was born in XX century, 1964. I live in a tropical country, Blessed by God and beautiful by nature. In February is carnival here. I have a VW Beetle and a guitar. My girlfriend is called Tereza, and she's so hot. https://youtu.be/rG0ZTcHcS5w My English is really lousy (?) Using Google translator sometimes makes bizarre or nonsense my post titles and my comments (including this description you're reading right now) sorry... And did you know? Brazil is not only Rio de Janeiro (Thanks god) My Town: https://imgur.com/gallery/V2kOss0 https://i.imgur.com/vtaEq3p.gif https://i.imgur.com/BTRZuj9.gif https://i.imgur.com/TOr21KH.gif Curitiba https://i.imgur.com/pp6Yoag.png https://imgur.com/gallery/MKAnuYr -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..- I don't scour Imgur to make sure I'm not posting something that's been posted before, if I posted your OC whit no credits, I'm a motherfucker, message me. If is not. your OC: https://i.imgur.com/fHdD0wT.gif

WTF David???

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WTF Mick????

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Caipirinha

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this video was probably rec in some rural area here in southern Brazil, the accent is very characteristic. anyway, the dog is a motherfucker

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it is not a pet, it's a wild rodent very common even in urban areas here in south Brazil. they always appear in my garden. we call it "preá"

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WTF that place in #10 ???

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golden times, until they created this shit ...

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/a/Gr76IAQ they have Deadpool to help them

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Right to the ass of my mom. lol

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worse than not, is Brazil

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Worse, Brazil

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sometimes a fingering bother me too, sometimes not

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er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$

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even those carrots?

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oops

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I've told you a thousand times not to call me Susan if we're out of our room, Alfred. Fuck you! I'm leaving

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...the toe-separating component and "Y" shaped straps that makes them thongs, and both make a "flip-flop" sound when you walk in them.

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Technically speaking, flip-flops are thong sandals, and the terms are often used interchangeably, since both have...

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LMAO

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maybe the tags weren't clear enough, sorry

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surely in a country where the vast majority of the population is poor and miserable

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