EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage

1833936 pts · March 9, 2016


So.. I'm an almost old man, was born in XX century, 1964. I live in a tropical country, Blessed by God and beautiful by nature. In February is carnival here. I have a VW Beetle and a guitar. My girlfriend is called Tereza, and she's so hot. https://youtu.be/rG0ZTcHcS5w My English is really lousy (?) Using Google translator sometimes makes bizarre or nonsense my post titles and my comments (including this description you're reading right now) sorry... And did you know? Brazil is not only Rio de Janeiro (Thanks god) My Town: https://imgur.com/gallery/V2kOss0 https://i.imgur.com/vtaEq3p.gif https://i.imgur.com/BTRZuj9.gif https://i.imgur.com/TOr21KH.gif Curitiba https://i.imgur.com/pp6Yoag.png https://imgur.com/gallery/MKAnuYr -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..- I don't scour Imgur to make sure I'm not posting something that's been posted before, if I posted your OC whit no credits, I'm a motherfucker, message me. If is not. your OC: https://i.imgur.com/fHdD0wT.gif

Play stupid games...

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One shoe is one shoe...

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Musa paradisiaca 4 scale

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Famished?

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nailed it

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Time....

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wanted to steal the Quantum Tunnel machine

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 like a "good Samaritan", comes to the rescue

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Ouch

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Arrggh

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ALL we need is love

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3 leaf clover turns Eight Legged Freaks

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Well...

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The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

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D

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bee careful

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One tells lies, the other, truths. You may ask one question

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I made a thing

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boys being boys

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Wait....

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Elon musk's son introducing himself

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I wanted a mouse, asshole!

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just a magic touch to turn a cat into a dog

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'-)

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Safety first

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Oh my!

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Tiny Gecko loves Deadpool

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When you realize you're at the wrong party:

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Trolling Isaac Newton

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astonishment preacher

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dumbass

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it made me nostalgic

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nice try, Loki

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The incredible Asian truck equipped with an ejection cabin.

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sneaky snek

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he did it !!

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Without a doubt, we are living in a disturbing new world

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officer, I can explain ....

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When the dog begins to show signs increasingly less subtle

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everything is wrong

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innovative police approach methodology

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I swear I didn't know it was possible to close a package like this

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When the jump goes wrong and you try to pretend it worked

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Cluck Cluck

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freakin' weird effect

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cool

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Learn how to make delicious Risotto ATOMIC

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When you feel pressured, even working from home

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*ALERT* - smoking causes many diseases, including idiocy

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Way better than the remake

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When you are injured but you are not a priority in the rescue

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A dog that hits its face on the glass once, never trusts again

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LMAO

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Try to forget stereotypes and bizarre scenes of violence that appearing in Breaking News, and enjoy a field trip in southern Brazil

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How to draw a HADOUKEN using chickens

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