Just got ran off the road tonight.
Sure...that's totally a cat paw
Ah, yes. The answer to anxiety: run away from your problems very slowly
New Puppy...established furbabies are not impressed.
Gonna be downvoted...
Yahoo! is the new Internet Explorer. 2 years behind & without a clue.
Wtf. Was she buying shots of Macallan?
Upside-down Sploot
Totally on brand for 'Merica but I'm choosing to believe that this is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.
WTF
Exactly how is this supposed to work?
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I have new houseguests. Are they venomous?
Windows are dangerous in Russia.
How can an oven even be set to 350° C?!
Apparently LNI ads are really weird too.
I heard you guys like this kind of thing
"Mixing at loud Fire"
See Mom, this is what I'm reduced to!
Nope rope update
Today is my 16th Wedding Anniversary!!!
Did a dog write this?
"Don't you think she looks tired"
"Mom, are you asleep? I think I threw up and I have to go to the bathroom."
She thought she could. She didn't.
Puppy wants skrimps
Meds suck but are like awesome at the same time
Omg would you look at the price of premium...
Poltergeist vibes
Challenge Accepted. Please give.
Vote them out!
Apparently there was a scandal in the last few days?
Would've been creepier to list their names in the credits
This kind of thing really pisses me off.
Overthinking as always
It's icy today.
Sweet Beaver Booty
Lined up perfectly in my view
Sheldon spotted at my hospital
Been checking my bank several times a day for over a freakin week. FML.
Guess this is how I'll die
Fountain = Birb Fountain rn. Advice needed...
It's my cake day!
Where do I put my extraordinary trash?
Is Yahoo angling to be the next Fox news?!
"I refuse to be cute!" Still cute.
There's something off about the shape of these crotchet hooks...
Ominous find on eBay
Why capitalizing every word of a title is not always a good idea
Be Kind.
Shamelessly stolen but had to share.
Just had back surgery 3 days ago and then this today.
My car gave me the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” today in Binary
Florida Man still at it
Couldn't figure out where the chirping was coming from
Spaceballs Approved
I rescue plants. At least it's not drugs. It could be drugs.