Emswe

15101 pts · June 10, 2019


Just got ran off the road tonight.

Points 8
Comments 29
Views 950

Sure...that's totally a cat paw

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 693

Ah, yes. The answer to anxiety: run away from your problems very slowly

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 505

New Puppy...established furbabies are not impressed.

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 970

Gonna be downvoted...

Points 48
Comments 28
Views 648

Yahoo! is the new Internet Explorer. 2 years behind & without a clue.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 220

Wtf. Was she buying shots of Macallan?

Points 603
Comments 174
Views 48154

Upside-down Sploot

Points 30
Comments 1
Views 1597

Totally on brand for 'Merica but I'm choosing to believe that this is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Points 19
Comments 10
Views 739

WTF

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Comments 1
Views 131

Exactly how is this supposed to work?

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Comments 20
Views 2484

Insert title here

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Comments 10
Views 657

I have new houseguests. Are they venomous?

Points 41
Comments 23
Views 3618

Windows are dangerous in Russia.

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1395

How can an oven even be set to 350° C?!

Points 100
Comments 33
Views 5966

Apparently LNI ads are really weird too.

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Comments 3
Views 123

I heard you guys like this kind of thing

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Comments 5
Views 911

"Mixing at loud Fire"

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Comments 7
Views 983

See Mom, this is what I'm reduced to!

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Comments 1
Views 1059

Nope rope update

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Comments 4
Views 1598

Today is my 16th Wedding Anniversary!!!

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Comments 5
Views 1942

Did a dog write this?

Points 56
Comments 52
Views 1930

"Don't you think she looks tired"

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Comments 2
Views 561

"Mom, are you asleep? I think I threw up and I have to go to the bathroom."

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Comments 0
Views 1973

She thought she could. She didn't.

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 1069

Puppy wants skrimps

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Comments 4
Views 466

Meds suck but are like awesome at the same time

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Comments 5
Views 2238

Omg would you look at the price of premium...

Points -2
Comments 8
Views 431

Poltergeist vibes

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 627

Challenge Accepted. Please give.

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 546

Vote them out!

Points 1821
Comments 184
Views 130821

Apparently there was a scandal in the last few days?

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Comments 13
Views 385

Would've been creepier to list their names in the credits

Points 32
Comments 13
Views 2227

This kind of thing really pisses me off.

Points 1108
Comments 160
Views 117352

Overthinking as always

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Comments 4
Views 665

It's icy today.

Points 69
Comments 9
Views 2383

Sweet Beaver Booty

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Comments 12
Views 824

Lined up perfectly in my view

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Comments 0
Views 380

Sheldon spotted at my hospital

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Comments 5
Views 1160

Been checking my bank several times a day for over a freakin week. FML.

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 285

Guess this is how I'll die

Points 76
Comments 1
Views 1818

Fountain = Birb Fountain rn. Advice needed...

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Comments 0
Views 164

It's my cake day!

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 692

Where do I put my extraordinary trash?

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 1841

Is Yahoo angling to be the next Fox news?!

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Comments 46
Views 1499

"I refuse to be cute!" Still cute.

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Comments 0
Views 919

There's something off about the shape of these crotchet hooks...

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Comments 2
Views 476

Ominous find on eBay

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Comments 1
Views 171

Why capitalizing every word of a title is not always a good idea

Points 119
Comments 24
Views 5900

Be Kind.

Points 37
Comments 2
Views 1036

Shamelessly stolen but had to share.

Points 904
Comments 37
Views 95681

Just had back surgery 3 days ago and then this today.

Points 81
Comments 17
Views 5207

My car gave me the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” today in Binary

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Comments 3
Views 651

Florida Man still at it

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Comments 2
Views 427

Couldn't figure out where the chirping was coming from

Points 73
Comments 6
Views 5669

Spaceballs Approved

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Comments 9
Views 1260

I rescue plants. At least it's not drugs. It could be drugs.

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Comments 2
Views 462
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