My sky
As if we needed another reason to love him
Those 10 minutes before you get out of bed when you seriously consider whether you can get away with dry shampoo one more day...
Guys, I think this is this means my brother is officially a selfish asshole
How I tease my husband about buying Nando’s Peri Peri hot sauce in bulk from Costco...
It’s not that complicated folks
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. - Colin Mochrie
My most precious gift
When you’re out and you realize you forgot to switch your clothes from the washer to the dryer...
Food I Ate in Paris: a Visual Tour
Starting a new workout plan for Easter ?
As a regular beachgoer along the Maryland and Delaware coast, this is one of my worst fears!
Better luck with the next one
The most terrifying day of the week (unmute)
Going to be at a work dinner (very conservative) so can’t dress up for Halloween this year. To compensate, sneaking in a Halloween manicure instead
I am vaguely aroused?
Honeymoon memories...6 years ago!
When you see your ex at a party but you’re not looking your best
Jellies at the Monterey Bay Aquarium
After you have sex and you’re waiting for him to bring you a towel
Did battle against the sea today. Nothing wastes an afternoon like fighting the inevitability of the tide. Poseidon favored me today, but I know the sea will claim me soon.
c'mon, help us ladies out...
Merry Christmas, you crazy, beautiful bastards
For me, contenders are Nikola Tesla (have you seen photos? He's a stone fox) and Giacomo Casanova (must know if hype is true!)
I never eat the last bite of anything
2nd Xmas selfie, no makeup this time
It's my cake day...I just moved to a new apartment. Excited about the furniture I just had delivered. Shout out to my Rockville, Maryland Imgurians!
Vegans protested this dude’s restaurant, so he brought out a deer leg and carved it in the front window.
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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, Neptune?"
I have an Eskimo fetish, but most people aren't Inuit
No shame in my game...
Just bought this book, need to give myself permission to not give a f*ck. I imagine the trick is to achieve this mindset while simultaneously not becoming an as*hole. Hmm we shall see...
every damn time...
...Therefore I ham
I couldn't believe it...not a sex bot, not an offer to write my college essay, just good ol' fashioned human connection
MRW I'm talking trash about my ex and she walks by.
Ok so I'm pooping alone in my apartment and go to save an image off Imgur and see "Jonathan's iPhone" available for airdrop...WTF!?
On vacation in Antarctica, filmmaker and photographer Alex Cornell captured an unusual sight - a recently flipped over iceberg
Everyone, meet Owen! He's quite charismatic & photogenic, which is amazing considering his past