EmberBlush

77467 pts · December 20, 2013


Alright you nosy bastards, you are checking my profile so I suppose you want to know something about me. I am a late 30s female, married 8 years to Mr. Blush who, by the way, thinks Imgur is stupid and yet occasionally says he could make front page if he wanted to (HA!). I am a professional (gotta make that money!) and work in the biopharmaceutical industry. Have a toddler, so less time for memes these days.

My sky

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As if we needed another reason to love him

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Those 10 minutes before you get out of bed when you seriously consider whether you can get away with dry shampoo one more day...

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Guys, I think this is this means my brother is officially a selfish asshole

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How I tease my husband about buying Nando’s Peri Peri hot sauce in bulk from Costco...

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It’s not that complicated folks

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. - Colin Mochrie

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My most precious gift

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When you’re out and you realize you forgot to switch your clothes from the washer to the dryer...

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Food I Ate in Paris: a Visual Tour

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Starting a new workout plan for Easter ?

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As a regular beachgoer along the Maryland and Delaware coast, this is one of my worst fears!

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Better luck with the next one

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The most terrifying day of the week (unmute)

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Going to be at a work dinner (very conservative) so can’t dress up for Halloween this year. To compensate, sneaking in a Halloween manicure instead

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I am vaguely aroused?

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Honeymoon memories...6 years ago!

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When you see your ex at a party but you’re not looking your best

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Jellies at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

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After you have sex and you’re waiting for him to bring you a towel

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Did battle against the sea today. Nothing wastes an afternoon like fighting the inevitability of the tide. Poseidon favored me today, but I know the sea will claim me soon.

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c'mon, help us ladies out...

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Merry Christmas, you crazy, beautiful bastards

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For me, contenders are Nikola Tesla (have you seen photos? He's a stone fox) and Giacomo Casanova (must know if hype is true!)

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I never eat the last bite of anything

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2nd Xmas selfie, no makeup this time

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It's my cake day...I just moved to a new apartment. Excited about the furniture I just had delivered. Shout out to my Rockville, Maryland Imgurians!

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Vegans protested this dude’s restaurant, so he brought out a deer leg and carved it in the front window.

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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, Neptune?"

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I have an Eskimo fetish, but most people aren't Inuit

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No shame in my game...

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Just bought this book, need to give myself permission to not give a f*ck. I imagine the trick is to achieve this mindset while simultaneously not becoming an as*hole. Hmm we shall see...

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every damn time...

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...Therefore I ham

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I couldn't believe it...not a sex bot, not an offer to write my college essay, just good ol' fashioned human connection 

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MRW I'm talking trash about my ex and she walks by.

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Ok so I'm pooping alone in my apartment and go to save an image off Imgur and see "Jonathan's iPhone" available for airdrop...WTF!?

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On vacation in Antarctica, filmmaker and photographer Alex Cornell captured an unusual sight - a recently flipped over iceberg

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Everyone, meet Owen! He's quite charismatic & photogenic, which is amazing considering his past

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