Ellimem

182006 pts · March 28, 2011


Then you aren't adventurous enough. Booty plugging makes orgasms so much more intense.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I've seen her getting plugged in the booty.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yep. Mike Cock.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you look at my comment history it's pretty clear where I stand, so I'll post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4jvTcYP5I

Based on the context, this is just a tremendous fuckup, a true gaffe. As far as I can tell the one decent position Cruz has is his stance on penalties for pedos.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

The left is coherent enough. Sadly the liberals and the neoliberals aren't coherent enough. See: Frey, Walz, Schumer, Jeffries

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is giving a fuck one way and not the other.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the hardest bit to shave so he did himself a favor. Ya know, provided he kept the scalp lol.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Harry Connick Jr. knows he's paying for the sins of playing to an all white crowd lol

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Why is this sexy? I mean, I find like 60% of humans to be pretty hot so I guess I'm not surprised I find a drawn cartoon hyena to be hot.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He had a problem with "pronouns," I have a problem with tenses. lol

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just hate that both of them also have a separate meaning wrt selling something. Seems like they're really trying to fuck with ESL speakers lol.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Scott Adams is a cunt.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I made my choice.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are also both wrong. It's also DVD players.

4 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Maybe you should read Letter From Birmingham Jail if you want to learn what a real leader thought about liberals, let alone neoliberals.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One of the many speeches West Wing got all the way wrong. Those things were all done by leftists.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

🥵🥵 This isn't fair.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought of. Both of those movies were better than I expected.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's unfair when beautiful people are also immensely talented. Like, come on, your talent and drive are making us look bad lol.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be nice to live in a place where it's acceptable to just be.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a kid I don't know I dealt with the endless amount of bugs without complaining. Now when I sit still outside and a single gnat lands on me I lose my shit.

For someone that works outside it makes for an annoying life 😂.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same reason baseball players do. Basically everything in the sport is a trunk exercise.

9 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

That high of a burn rate, eh? Appreciate the heads up!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate it, my dude!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a temp tag out of state. It's fine.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird that a car that can go fast and doesn't cost much leads to people crashing them.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Learn how tzatziki is made, and A: You'll learn it's no longer raw, and B: You're kind of goofy if you can't understand what I'm saying.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roasted garlic is one of my favorite toppings. I just buy the peeled garlic from Wegmans, put it into a couple balls of tinfoil with oil, salt, and pepper, and then oven for 425°F for a half hour. It tastes so good and is a quick add to mayo for sammiches, soups for a developed, smoky flavor, or just added over the top of salads as a topper.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you actually teach ballroom, or was that just a joke setup?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just roast it! Eating raw garlic is some real 21 year old struggle meal shit lol.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0