Elibor

23354 pts ยท February 28, 2015


31 year old guy from Chicago who works as a professional LEGO model builder. I spend my free time reading circus and amusement park histories, while Bob's Burgers plays in the background. Cats are great, elephants are great, and I have a weird fascination with true crime.

Brookfield, IL. A suburb of Chicago

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you like them! It was challenging but fun build to design!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad you like it! I don't know much about food beyond eating it, so hopefully those taste good!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are! Xoloitzcuintli, Chinese Crested, Peruvian Inca Orchid, to name a few. There are also other hypoallergenic fur options.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My friend once called someone a twat waffle McCunt nugget. You just have to get a little creative with swearing!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a w9, so they were already hired.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2/2 The number of jobs I've interviewed for, only to find out the pay rate is appallingly low is frustrating and a waste of time.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Should be on the job listing. That way people who want/expect more, as well as HR, don't waste time with interviews.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Still more intelligent than me, the dumbass who forgot the attachment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was given one and had it for about a year or so. In the right position it was pretty comfortable, but mostly it was lumpy and weird.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's possible. I've signed contracts for jobs under $50k/year.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'd rather sleep in a bit longer and just go fifth.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why wait to do it for someone else? Treat yoself!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Treasure Planet

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

That's what I use to think, but now I buy the 2 pack for $11 at Target and it's totally worth it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And probably a few good Cubans

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

But neither are as thick as syrup. Trust in pancakes. Believe in the waffle.

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

R/blurrypicturesofcats

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's very weird and, in some cases, mildly unsettling. But you can't look away!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from the movie "A Christmas Story"

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Nothing but neck!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

r/wewantplates

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Did anyone find the baby or are we still looking for the new hide and seek champion?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cats rarely chew their food fully. There are food bowls designed to slow down eating, which might help with the barfing.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Whaaaat? I live in IL and didn't get one! Now I'm sad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but we also had people who refused to wear a mask until he wore one and sold maga ones, so he should've been a better example at first

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Except for for Jesus. He was not Christian and the bible loves him.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1