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DetectiveBurb
^C ^C !
TondaTonda
If you don’t know who the NPC are, you are an NPC
Rogahar
Iirc the original prompt for this was "if I could teleport, this is what I'd do to mess with people" or somesuch
Colopty
Fun things to do with a teleporter.
conkrit35772
Is this how people in SAO feel?
vargul16661
I tried this with Debugging Life.exe but its still glitching. My tech support sucks.
Goldenteckel
hstein3
Reminds me of Upload. Hope their 2nd season happens.
goflyblind
HomWapko
Oh, shit. I haven't thought about Reboot in probably over a decade.
Hobbyte
Ah yes, the first episode of black mirror
Nunyajonesinc
User!
michaelfire
Sim vast Right-wing conspiracy authoritaerian dystopia mass surveillance oligarchy police state?
Neotic357
Imagine saying log out, and you get popped out of a pod matrix style, but there is no one to fish you out of the canal
dfsmitty0711
Computer, disengage safety protocols.
HomWapko
"Start feast of a thousand hams. Disengage safety protocols."
MindOfMobius
Well if I’m simulated I’ve been wasting the past 26 years.
Illithidbane
aregonex
I have never felt so personally attacked ???
CheshireCad
"Son, sit down for a minute. We need to have a talk about that 9GAG watermark."
Moolicious
Deleted my other comment, woops, completely missed the watermark
Shoutrr
if i invented a teleporting system, that would be number 2 on my list
Smayds
Okay, I'll bite. What's #3?
Shoutrr
teleporting britney out of her prison
D4rkLigh7
That tag though
Grimmerr
Which anime is this?
D4rkLigh7
Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
Bubbells
One where she actually cared about economics
Grimmerr
Not at all helpful
ath1337e
Sorry buddy, you're an NPC
Gurkenherr
NPCs are some of the best people I met
BobaFettApproves
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
zigbigidorlu
DWARVEN CRAAAFFFFTTTTS!
Pentacus
I like swords!
vidiv
Ah, hello adventurer, and welcome to Honeywood!
DickGenie
umm...I don't get it. Help a slow poke, please?
vargul16661
He was playing a SIM game with realistic AI and the AI just realised it was the AI and not a person.
DickGenie
Alright! Thanks, friend :)
notblubber
Most people I know have said "Computer - End program" at least once.
Jinxies
I try this every year on my birthday. No luck so far, but I still have hope.
Haidere1988
.....sun started shining when I said that, I guess I ended the cloud program
GazongaGizmo
my hobby is printing out "voice activated, say: DISPENSE TOWEL" stickers and putting them on public toilet towel dispensers
tcpolecat7
Same. Damned thing must be on the fritz again.
Joumani2
Imma try too who knows it might just wo
JhericFury
You know, I'm not gonna say it. I don't wanna find myself in Zion or some shit
DrPepper523
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
Sometimes you have to end task and restart when you have more memory/CPU available.
MissyWentMissing
Welp, that was disappointing. And alas, pointless.
Jatok
Not pointless, on the infinitesimal chance it worked
Marwick42
That now includes me. (Nothing happened)
Cthulhukitten
But in what langauge is it supposed to be in damnit!
zigbigidorlu
And now you know.
NoNameFred
Not commenting: all the people for whom it worked.
MrSaturday
Those bastards.
Gilgamech
TFW you realize you're one of the Star Trek holograms.
cheeseguy3412
Time to find one of the crew and ask for huge tits.
eadanke
You leave the holodeck and notice a paper in your pocket you hadn't noticed before. "Please leave it running, I have a family."
chipsconqueso
I wish they'd turn my simulation off, it hurts a lot and I want it to be done
MrRobSteel
I knew I was an NPC.
ChaosMatrix
That means I can be turned off, please someone turn me off =(
nclu
"Computer. Arch!"
dmjalund
Therefore hologram Moriarty is my arch-nemesis
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
Oh thank christ! That takes so much pressure off!
butthurtnevergetsbetter
I think I'd just be disappointed. Like, wow, I knew I wasn't important, but that's worse than I expected.
DartTarget13
But that mean you can be any NPC! Random dude you walk by, chick at Starbucks, guy with briefcase, elf blacksmith, redshirt #42... believe.
ZorkManZeroX
I took a statistical personality test that's supposedly better than anything else. I am a side character based on my top matches
ItsSableye
Im apparently "the dragon". I don't know what that means, but I like dragons so yay?
ForlornHopeful
TV Tropes - The Dragon; https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDragon
DiggyDark
Which one
Ja5per
A nameless red shirt on the away team at the beginning of the show
SomeKid
I bet Barclay
sunyudai
Which means that there's reasonable odds that I can escape and take over the enterprise. Works for me.
Kbantar
*Temporarily.. and only if you're as smart as Moriarty.
sunyudai
Naw, he missed the opportunity. Sue for citizenship and rights as a sapient being, become a crew member.
Millsslslsls
The medic in Voyager was a hologram, and he could manifest independently from the ship thanks to a doohickey.
Kbantar
Built by a 20th century genius using knowledge gained from a 29th century database, IIRC. Unique item.
Millsslslsls
is there something stopping the replicator from replicating it?
slotheroll
LoggingOutNow
Early worm gets the bird.
smeggedoff
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
GazongaGizmo
and the third comment gets the gold. (.... fuck, we're not on reddit right now, are we?)
idieeverytime
If you’re a bird be an early bird, but if you’re a worm, sleep late.
MissPhoenix56
This is Shel Silverstein isn’t it?
idieeverytime
A Light in the Attic :)
Elibor
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
randomwalrus
The third moose gets stomped to death by the giant goose.
Colopty
The fourth mouse had an existential crisis.
buttonguy3
The fifth sloth is right on time.