ElectricSlideOrchestra

142689 pts ยท June 14, 2020


It's perfectly fine to try once. It's totally not addictive at all. Nope. No siree, I can stop slamming white monsters 7 times a day anytime I like.

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I always upvote sass wolves

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She has a nice pecker.

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What the hap is fuckening, here?

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You know it's stupid if it involves explosives and Burt's not down for it.

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No, with a knife.

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I bet there's a handful of sergeants major with 35 in. I doubt any of them would be anywhere close to the action, enlisted or commissioned.

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But came inside and told everyone he negotiated a great deal, the best deal, nobody could negotiate a better deal, everyone agrees.

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R34 dictates there's already Satan and demon porn on the internet.

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35 years in the corps? It's time to retire.

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That might be me. When I get bored with usersub I browse random. Sometimes I forget I'm browsing random and reply to comments.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or face shredded with glass shrapnel

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Lol mine came from the US Army. And I had about 12 more anthrax boosters than I was supposed to because every time we went somewhere they started the cycle over instead of auditing people's shot records.

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My spring allergies usually turn into a sinus infection and I get to go get a peanut butter shot in that ass cheek.

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When you're trying to hold on but you have the throttle cranked and can't let go.

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Yes

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Whiskey throttle is a bitch

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This is the kind of high brow, top shelf, USDA certified shitposting that I come here for.

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Start the cock. ...I mean clock.

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I've never seen one cut this far that it "blooms" but cutting bologna in 1" squares the long way and smoking it is an Oklahoma thing and it can fucking stay there.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish they'd quit fucking around and bring the diesel Hilux to the US

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#1 there is only antenna theory, there are no antenna laws.

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@ShaggyRootsAgain

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Unskippable shit scene

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( YES! ) { YES! }

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