ElbowDeepInAGoblin

164800 pts ยท November 14, 2024


I regret that I have but two elbows to give. "Why is it cropped?!" Oh, you know why...Ironically, no crops under the blue sky: https://bsky.app/profile/elbowdeepinagoblin.bsky.social https://s3nd.pics/user/elbowdeepinagoblin https://ko-fi.com/elbowdeepinagoblin

Jesus' "teachings" are philosophy that predated him by centuries. Use that. Do not use Christianity. Christianity is a subjugative death cult (and a twisted heresy besides) - with fascism built-in (spread to all corners, kill or convert the heathens...) so to be Christian is to be fascist - to a self-proclaimed jealous, wrathful, terroristic god who manipulates free will and demands questionless obedience. Fuck Christianity and all of its adherents. It is long overdue to leave it behind.

2 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's people like Calvin that need to inherit the world.

10 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What radicalized you?"

11 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slit me open upon a stone altar in the woods under the full moon as an offering to some ancient chthonic entity who grants great and terrible power (and enjoys teatime). ...I mean, hi!

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That's always a go-to, isn't it. 'Well, see, b-but it raises awareness...' - Awareness of what? Are there people who aren't aware that Donald Trump is America's president? No. Everyone knows. And the people convinced you're overreacting are on his side. They won't be convinced by signs. They're not even convinced by facts. And you had four years last time to walk. 'A Saturday every two weeks where we hold signs' is not enough. In fact, it was always pathetic. Build-up time is here. Get running.

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1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never been to one. :3

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's weird that the typo works. :x

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Bunny hole" mentioned. @MrShoemakers

3 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well, you've got the 'meaningful protest' part nailed down but the problem is the meaning you're actually expressing is 'We will actually never do anything against anybody no matter how bad they get.', and historically any and every proposal has been met with excuses/lies about how people have zero power and can't do anything...But: Strike en masse. Block the roads. Burn shit. Break things. Drag any of them onto the street and beat them. Even just disrupt anything in any way as a start.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Standing with signs is not a protest and does nothing. Fuck off with the performance. I'm sure it makes you feel nice but you don't deserve to feel nice for ineffective nothing.

4 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Math being taught in the most tedious way possible did it for me. 'And now, to solve this one problem, there are eight steps we will poorly explain.' Fuck you, Mrs. Leadham. We all carry calculators now too.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Room with a furry. Problem solved.

4 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

'Pic-a-nic baskets? More like pic-a-nice-day-to-die, motherfuckers! GET THIS GLASS OUTTA THE WAY, I'MMA FUCK 'EM UP!' (Or in cat language: Mrow!)

5 hours ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Never seen a blind anything that just literally had no eyes. Would still pet.

5 hours ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

It's not always load-bearing though. A lot of it doesn't even have loads in it.

6 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

...You can't just make up words. <.<

6 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pinto beans [This is where chopstick toe beans pic would go but I don't have it.]

7 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I mean...That's her fault for thinking a Gundam is a bonsai tree.

7 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Candy. :3

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a clown goth is called a cloth and priests are called 'men of the cloth', does that imply Jesus was horny for clowns?

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have enjoyed your Mirko, good sir.

23 hours ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

I took an approach of 'Eat everything in the place one by one to create a clean slate. Here is a list of foods you compiled for specific reasons you don't quite remember. When there is nothing left to eat, take this list shopping.' ...I have three eggs, two tomatoes, two packs of bacon and some hot dogs left. >.>

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We research recipes because we like cooking and we bookmark recipes to try and the ever-expanding bookmark folder is a crippingly overwhelming problem of its own so now we can't enjoy cooking.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he the hourglass or the sand? ...Is it the son's job to flip him every hour?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Britain, they make madeleines like this:

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about lube?

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