ElbowDeep

23467 pts ยท March 2, 2017


Wasn't there one child they ripped in half too? Actual stain on humanity.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tape face still wins this category I think lol

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Teachers doing their job isn't the argument you think it is, school is for school work, home is for the exact opposite, if they want zero outside distractions in class, then I want zero school distractions at home. My child chose online courses though so they can finish high school early, they're on track for it, and they only do it during normal high school hours, so I'm solid, but homework as even an idea just makes me salty

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm in board with the homework one, they get so mad when we so much as talk to each other in class, but they they take home time away from us lol

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is there anything that can be done to change his mind lmao, idk about his, but for me, new and better gate with a better gate opener, replacement security system, and doors and windows that would require explosives to breach from the outside. In short, fix everything they broke to such a degree that they themselves couldn't get back in, and finally, a public apology across all their social medias, and a promise to do better for every member of the community.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice in my life so far, that is my official airport shirt, and I've replaced it a few times in my life so far because the letters fade quick, shame I can't find one that keeps it's condition lol

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I go through TSA, I wear my shirt that says I moan during pat downs, it's always fun

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The length of Shutterstock image links cause my physical pain lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Qbit lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stream Deck, it's a product from Elgato, sadly they don't have a Linux version of their software. I use it to control OBS, switch audio devices, show my hardware usages and temps, and it gives me function keys F13 to F24 which are very useful for AutoHotKey scripts I use for work without sacrificing keyboard keys. The moment a Linux version exists, or an alternative with parity, I'm jumping ship.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a Linux version of Stream Deck? I'll swap to Linux if there is that Google won't show me, it's my last hardware holdout lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, instead of focusing on taking from workers,and how to avoid taxing the rich, we .. tax the rich.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See, I would, but sadly software I use on a daily basis doesn't have a Linux version or an alternative, therefore I am the big sad.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a returning pirate who is not willing to trust again, thank you.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if that means I'll be safe from the phonecalls today that usually start with a confused sounding fake woman's voice saying "Hello?" That usually ends with her "transferring" me to a dude with a name like bob, or Jim, or Bill, with an accent that definitely does not line up with said name.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

You are ahead of the curve lol

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It really seems like they want to go back to the time factory owners were beaten to death in front of their families for bad treatment. Strikes and protests are the compromise.

1 month ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 3

Am I... Pregante? How to tell if pregnart.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would if all the software I use was officially made for it, but sadly it's not, and immediately to ingrained by GitHub open source projects that rarely have support outside of Windows

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I've never heard my dad sneeze in general lol

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I were a cop, and saw this, I'd just laugh and order a donut to go with it, if you can't laugh at yourself, you are not emotionally stablenenough to enforce the law while armed.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Giving orders, or following them, they're equal in blame

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They do though, I have to coil this thing up every morning, it's giving me back and hip problems, someone please help me

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it doesn't sound like a chainsaw submerged in pudding, is it even a good fart?

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

The entire country already knew, before any damage was even done. They're telling us "yep, those were bombs." When it was obvious, they were bomb-shaped with a countdown timer on the side. They've long since exploded, but "now" they're certain they were bombs. Slower to think than Internet Explorer, the lot of them lol

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Shirley goes before before the next elder scrolls, I am going to replace all the writing utensils and styluses in Bethesda HQ with crayons, alphabetize every keyboard I can find, and take all the staplers and half the batteries from every battery operated device I can find on the way out.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

A drop of sweat fell off my chin, into her mouth, she laughed, I laughed, she laughed even more, then farted, right on my mysical orbs, good times, would do again

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember finding a kid in a park once, I was actively on a call with 911 when the dad sucker punched me from behind, no adult in sight when I first found him, I spun a few times to be sure. I refuse to be in an environment with someone underaged who doesn't have a guardian with them. Never found another unattended child since, but if I do, I'm making that call from a distance.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Who stole all his front teefs? Also, I approve of his fashion style, genuinely lol

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I explained to my friend in Norway what a copay was, and that doctors aren't the ones who actually make the final decision here, he was astonished, and appalled.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0