ElForShort

831 pts · January 10, 2019


Yeah, what if she demanded the engagement ring the same way? 🤨

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much grump but still very gemtle. Showing anger in a politest way. Bestest girl ever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 This dog lives by "Do no harm, take no $h*t" for sure.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on, you can't just say something like that in passing! We want details :D!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the last person to judge others on their choice of footwear, but those brown shoes do not seem like they are sturdy/safe enough for this kind of work if they are indeed doing this for a good reason. My guess is two idiots with too much time on their hands and not enough brain cells.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Vice versa in this case meaning "do adult sociopaths grow into kid sociopaths"?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That little *gulp* about 2 seconds in kills me every time 🤣!

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

One time during lockdown, my bf and I just finished having sex when the clapping outside started. We couldn't stop laughing for a solid hour.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Before he took his sock off, part of me thought that the punchline would be that he has a bionic leg or something.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Night - Ludovico Einaudi

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

warts&all -things go wrong but you'll have a story to tell for years :). And enjoy it "mindfully" because the day flies by in a flash! 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats OP! I married my best friend last month & it was amazing, I hope you 2 have the best time too. Friendly advice - enjoy the day, 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The more of ADHD posts/memes I read, the more I'm convinced I have it. Anyone else feel the same way? Or am I just imagining shit?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pup deserves an A* for effort ?.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So cute! Her hair do is amazing too!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel like Scotland is always a few steps ahead of England/rest of the UK. Well done, Scotland!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I agree with "mighty", but I'm pretty sure they're mammals.

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

More like "Best patient ever!". Both are really cute ❤.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precious! I'd love to see an update a few hours later though; never seen a fluffy little quail yet!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These voodoo dolls are getting out of hand.

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That is equally DISGUSTING and CREEPY! Wft?

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Upvoting because I hope this stays at the top for awareness. Fingers crossed they find her safe and sound.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Genuine question - why? We don't get these where I live so I'm clueless.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Should've left it and let it hatch into a dragon instead.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sadly, the stupid one usually are the loudest and that's how that sh*t spreads (both propaganda and, as a result, the stupidity of people).

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#34 That's Hungarian forints, I think.... same difference in value, though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About 20 years later Semmelweis would still be mocked for his suggestion that doctors wash their hands before&after each patient.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pure of heart, dumb of ass.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so where the fuck is Putin then? He's the one who chose it and is hiding at home, the delusional twat.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sadly it does not only apply to the US.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0