Long Ass Dumplefuck

Jun 1, 2023 12:53 AM

TheWoodsAreVile

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Marc Silvestri

Holy fuckballs

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Ronnie Price II

Unknown

20. Mabo9317

n2b67_z

Victor Whitmill

Lol, wut

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David Vyle Levy

Jonathan Tiong

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Dude, this looks so oddly tasty and intriguing. I gotta try eggs like this soon.

David Anyanwu

Challenge time! Hold your breath from A to B.

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Dump no.2: https://imgur.com/gallery/oK7CkxN

#22

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#27 bro, fire that boy as your spotter. What an absolute twat.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#12 We have a word for people like that where I come from. Assholes.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

#27 asshole spotter had one fucking job

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I came for the memes. I stayed for the bra test

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 Gator's lucky he got away unscathed.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 cat's like:

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

WTF was that?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 "More broken emulsion, ma'am"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 assholes. We can't have nice things.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

#40 The two types are drunk and REALLY drunk.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wish there were more stairs.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

I can't believe that gif was 30 minutes long

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh, so that's "breasting boobily"... I'm a fan.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never thought I would agree with this, but here we are.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 why would they do this?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You stupid bitch; I've only got one brok-AAAAAAAAHHHHH

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

WHY?! WHY DOES SHE KEEP HITTING ME IN THE DICK?!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#40 v

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#45 that's bullshit. Lowes should've trained them better and they should've used a forklift. Laughing at that poor soul. Smh

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#35 Is this a real band? I would definitely listen to this.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're my hero

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Was there a reason for this? Or just destruction for destruction's sake?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What are they squishing the red.hot metal into?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They're forging the cast iron by heating it up and squishing it in a specific manner. This alters the grain structure of the metal to achieve desired properties. They may heat and cool after this to further refine the grain size and related properties (strength, ductility, etc)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ultimate D6

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 man! Poor tree, now it's dead you swine!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#45 Jesus, listening to that poor bastard beg for help raised my blood pressure and made me break out in a sweat.

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Where’s the OSHA inspector when you need them? If only to beat everyone with the handbook.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck those guys. He’s obviously in pain and scared and they’re laughing? People die in lifter accidents.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I need closure on that video. How did it work out? Wtf happened in the first place?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As near as I can tell, whatever it is is heavier than he expected it to be, so it has him pinned against the rail, it's too heavy for him to lift, so he can't get it back up on the steel, and he can't get the lift to go down because of a safety interlock.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I did some looking. I found a longer video that shows more at the beginning, and found some news stories. The thing he is taking down is a patio furniture set that weighs ~120 lbs or so. He was not supposed to be using an order picker to get it down, but other employees told him to do it anyway and can be heard heckling him in the longer video before he gets pinned and starts yelling. The shifted and pinned him against the rail, causing him to remove his foot from the safety switch and

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Not be able to find it and re press it, which is why the picker stopped descending. He did eventually wriggle his way down and out. The employee resigned shortly after this video was posted to tiktok, garnering nearly four million views before being deleted without notice.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Thank you for doing the research!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's a completely different machine. Order picker is drivable and has a flat base outside of where you stand that you put the large, heavy stuff on. THAT lift (simply "blue lift") is push-only, only has the part where you stand, and is supposed to be used for small items. If he didn't know better, that's on him. They preached safety at Lowe's when I worked there. Should have known better than to get that down that way.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They also should have blocked off the aisle if going higher than 8ft with nobody in the aisle. They're all idiots.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The lift also needs repairs since you need to lock those doors in order to even lift/lower. All around fuck ups at that store.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The article I found named it as an order picker.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I figured you just pulled it from the article. Not blaming you or anything. Just trying to add on.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is #4 dead? Looked really bad.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Injured absolutely. Dead? eh. kinda depends if their head took a knock from that sewer lid which i cant really tell. Unless he landed on his head a 15 foot drop isnt killing him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impossible to know without finding an article or seeing how he came down. The blast upward probably wouldn't - the force of the lid flipping looks like it hit his arms and legs, and the rest was pressure, so dangerous, but relatively distributed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 fuck these assholes

2 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 9

Why, because they pushed a boulder down a hill, and it happened to knock over a tree? You know how crazy and unlikely that was? That was pretty interesting to look at, and no one was harmed in the video, so what's your problem with them?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Careful don't want to upset the Fern Gully imgurians.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Slack jawed yokel laughing oxygen thieves

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Seriously. They were hoping to knock over that tree for laughs. Really obnoxious sounding laughs at that.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

I feel bad for the tree. Someday a tree will get revenge on them.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I thought they were one of those people who push the lose rocks down the hill savely. But seeing the tree become causalty and they still high five was very weird.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

#7 You could tell Robin was protecting his friend. This is part of why he was so loved and is so badly missed.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

can confirm, Pugs don't float

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Then it’s a good thing they were frenchies!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's criminal to keep breeding such handicapped animals.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#27 What the hell was that spotter doing?

2 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 0

By the looks of it, nothing

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A poor job.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Acting in a staged video.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That was not has spotter. He may have said he would act as a spotter, but he was a fucking liar.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't use Uatu the Watcher as your spotter.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sick reference.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Attempted murder

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Couldn't spot a bird if slammed on to his eyelid.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, guys, what's a spotter?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sending thoughts and prayers

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Looks like he spotted something else.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just waiting for the bench

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My guess is that they were training for that exact situation. Or maybe he's just a moron. I don't know.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Why would you train for a situation that you are absolutely never supposed to put yourself it? It's like a shooter training to control a firearm with poor trigger discipline.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Of course they're not training, ffs. They're attempting to make a funny fucking internet video. Oh, wait, people NEVER do dumb, dangerous shit for those! No way!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For fake internet points of course

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe they train for the scenario that your spotter is an idiot.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, you don't need that much weight for training, just fail yourself if you have to lift it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

exactly, the double reverse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw other folks claim before that spotter told lifter he shouldn't be lifting that much multiple times because he had failed multiple times and he wouldn't help even if lifter got in trouble. Lifter then proceeded to lift anyways, fail, and get scolded by spotter.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Having worked at Lowe’s I will say that for the blue lift a spotter is not required and so likely he was just another associate in the area. The biggest mistake was using that lift for this, they should have used the platform lift(which does require a spotter). Further, that has sensors that turn it off if someone gets close and it has to be reset to continue so in his panic he likely forgot that and the second guy shouldn’t have approached until it was all the way down.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment thread was about the weight lifting video.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doh. I’m just going to go die in a corner now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol no! It seemed like a well informed comment so I wanted to make sure you knew to make it again somewhere else!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should get that guy to spot you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not spotting

2 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

He stopped at the title of the Spotter manual.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#48 Why did I do this? Do I just listen to random gifs now?

2 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Do what? What am I supposed to be doing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did it without question. The power this gif yields...

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Expected it to just stop or reverse before it got to "B".

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I couldnt do it cause i kept laughing when it hit the middle and made a little face

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I didn't see a face??

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 that poor tree, just living its life.

2 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 6

Poor tree... :<

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

3 days from retreement.\

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Ugh, it gets worse because my brain automatically read that as "retirement," and then I realized what you did, you dirty, dirty scumbag.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why the downvote? I thought "retreement" was funny, and I thought my ironical tone was obvious.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sure, but they probably gave that rock the greatest time of it's existence.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

The rock was killed too. Poor rock.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one ever see the rock's point of view.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, those guys are assholes

2 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 4

If they were aiming for that tree then color me impressed!

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

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2 years ago (deleted Jun 2, 2023 12:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You seem angry, based on this and your other comments. I hope whatever’s pissing you off resolves soon.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It's possible this was done after clearing the area below to eliminate rockfall hazards. It's also possible it was just some yahoos fucking around, but I know things like this are done.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm the last person to judge others on their choice of footwear, but those brown shoes do not seem like they are sturdy/safe enough for this kind of work if they are indeed doing this for a good reason. My guess is two idiots with too much time on their hands and not enough brain cells.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jun 2, 2023 12:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I totally agree. They're a bunch of virtue signaling treehuggers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3