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6846 pts ยท October 2, 2014


Are any of those foundations salvageable?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cats hate my dog. Jerk cats tryna start shit with curious dog. I mean, sure, the dog is like 4 times their size. But still. You know.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When did he turn into late-90s Randy Macho Man Savage?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost two of my babies to colick. Sometimes it's worse than we think. I'm happy yours is well.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I obviously don't need to justify my training my dog to a moron.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We were advised to get this same crate because our dog has escaped EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF CRATE. In researching it, I found this video.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TARGARYEN!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The KING of Dong Style!

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"delicious"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every year I hope to be doing well enough to afford to participate in Secret Santa. Every year, I don't because I don't want to disappoint.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like my Baelor!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

One of the most surprising things I learned when I had horses. The most surprising thing? How they ultrasound pregnant mares.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He looks like my Baelor!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His son said he had had a stroke and wasn't capable of doing much, so the scientologists used that to send the letter on his behalf.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"Would you like to protect your investment with a clear coat?"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Exact. Problem. Made an appointment with my Psychiatrist to see if there's anything more beyond the diet and exercise I can do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forgiveness in the sense that she wanted all to forgive their captors. She wasn't exactly met with support. But she never gave up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw an amazing documentary on her quest for forgiveness. She truly believed that it was the only way to move on. Imagine the strength. RIP

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do. I have odd cats.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Family member asked JWs who came to the door if they could guarantee her one of those 144,000 places in heaven. They said no. She said BYEEE

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The door is open! The door is always open! They're just a couple drama queens!!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Been there. +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife has insisted we start taking the cats to bed with us because they howl like they're being murdered if we leave them downstairs.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just remember, when Sharon Osbourne met him, she thought he was in drag because she thought he was too pretty.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister took one look at her daughter fully made up and just a glowing smile and said she'd give everything she had to see her like that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those stylists aren't paid nearly enough. My niece was bawling when she went in and BEAMING when she came out. That woman worked magic.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

An acquaintance of mine got mad at a Yellowstone ranger who told her NOT to get near a bear.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Just got back from there. Magical doesn't begin to describe it. Also, whatever they pay in the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique isn't enough.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, Geddy Lee has a canoe! Sweet! Merry Christmas! +1

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0