EJust

3662 pts ยท October 25, 2015


I bet somebody hates the feel of that nasty old leash clip on her back.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the fact that most dogs will go with the flow of any stupid way you want to play with them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6: and they keep beating it!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Czechia is what they call their country, like Deutschland is what Germans call their country, and Italia is what the y cal their country. Why English/Americans feel like they can rename whatever they can't pronounce is beyond me.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The reason they can't vote for president is thst they have no Electoral College representative.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION!

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EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fact that we must depend on a dead pedophile's records and not the testimony of hundreds of women shows who gets listened to.

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

yeah, that curved line at the beginning? I can't even do that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19, If you are a girly girl you cried and told him he's sleeping on the couch this week. If you are a strong independent woman you flattened him with a bologna.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every Accusation is a confession!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! she came waltzing back about 4 AM and demanded to be fed the dinner she'd missed.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest risk in all 'self-programming' tools is that you never really know what they are focusing in their determinations.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can take a surprisingly long time to adjust to losing a loved relative. Hang in there, it will get better, and take care of yourself.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there is no one you want to vote for there is damn sure someone you want to vote against!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4: A former girlfriend named her cat Puta because she liked the sound. Fast forward to after we moved to a mixed hispanic neighborhood. The cal slipped out the door and we were walking around the block yelling "Puta, Puta!" (puta = bitch in spanish, and not in a nice way.)

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When the motor is running the guy needs to notice.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of these were ruined by "venture capitalsts".

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The first time I saw/heard one of these I thought some fool was whacking a tree with a hammer. They are loud!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All technology includes breakage. I am a musician (retired) Advances in recording and playback technology have decreased music jobs by more than 90% from a few decades ago. The accessibility of music on the web has made it impossible to make music pay while giving composition and recording tools to millions. Now AI threatens to eliminate most of the rest. But what AI cannot do now and probably ever is create new things. Unfortunately very few people actually want anything new.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#3 Of course they need to be in different rooms. The bagpipes is about 8 times louder than any lapharp!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because Russia gets a lot of oil from Venezuela.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The least you are willing to accept is the most you can expect to receive.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, but only so long as the union management doesn't turn into another power grubbing rich asshole as well. (it has happened)

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notice they avoid messing with the seam around the top. That's because until the 1960s that was full of lead.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12: He wasn't Catholic after his first wife. He created the Church of England to allow him to divorce her.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#11 I'd think about faking being handicapped to drive that cool chair around. Handicapped people are so lucky!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That stuff was shockingly delicious. An amazing part of my first visit to Spain. Both Iberico and Serrano.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crab: "Yeah, and I hang your finger that I nipped off last summer on my tree!"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0