Dutchy1

1736 pts ยท July 14, 2014


Yes both as a poop box and as a snack tray.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you should look up what "Not afraid" means.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah the site just detects if your browser has a lot of cookies.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It is called conditioning, be in enough porno's and you will think anything is a porno.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were a plug for bullet holes They are the most masculine of all bandages because you got shot and all you need is a bandage to live

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well anon can't help him/herself, given name? Dumbfuck. Didn't stand a chance.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The helmets were supposed to have little screens inside. Indirect view of the outside world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting old: Sigh, cash account is full again, have to transfer money to savings again, such a hassle every couple of months.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A t-rex that can jump what, 20-30 meters high? Fuck that, we should grind up their bones because they are not death enough yet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the office, arrange for smoked horse meat, then ask the vegan horse lover for a slice of Black Beauty.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they say wishes don't come true. They do! Dare to dream!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Behind it is an indoors one, another one on the other side, behind the station is a floating one the building on the left has a large one to

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol snow storm. 1cm of snow. Sure half the trains got cancelled but I don't think it qualifies as a storm.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Best room service ever! Yours truly, The Cat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think they can even, like, you know, totally!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should travel by train. When someone makes an intercity carriage shake :/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show off.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the more active pathologists. Why wait until they show up? Go out in the community, reach out! Find your own "patients".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kid sings how his rabbit went missing and his dad told him not to look in the shed Next day kid tells mother not to look for dad in shed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here is a hint, falconry does not have much use on the battlefield. Nor do white gloves. Do not trust a soldier with a starched uniform.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe the writer used pluto to show it is okay to be different because using say "lesbian" would derail the argument.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After 10 minutes, take it out and sniff it for warm cat smell. Apply to sore area for instant relief.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might enjoy writing more if you learned not to take things literal. This is about being different, not about Plutonians.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling you never quite got Calvin & Hobbes, did you. Stories are exaggerations to drive home a point.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In slow motion, what happens when you slide of your bicycle seat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. Something is touching my balls. 2. What is it. 3. COLD!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not for a wedding. Come on, there is being frugal and there is being cheap.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah sure, the same with Whiskey, you are not an alcoholic, you are a Scot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is duplo you filthy casual.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if there is no wind. So much for the realist.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0