Duke726

1520 pts ยท April 18, 2013


As a pizza delivery guy, I'm pretty okay with driving 60km/h everywhere instead of 40km/h because the guy ahead of me thinks I'm a cop.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suddenly I feel like I've seen that part of the world now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm no expert, but the key is to stop giving a shit about things that are out of your control.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mother has a Chihuahua and this plays out VERY VERY differently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have some kind of colorblindness (red/green specifically), but thats definitely pea-soup green.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 5 i have right now are all quite high. Theyre also all the same kind of car, but the point stands.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those wondering the wire is connecting the part where the clutch safety switch plugs into. I havent quite gotten around to installing it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah well if i just take this 3 inch piece of wire out from this plug my car wont even start.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've been abused before, it's much, much easier to recognize it and to leave before it happens

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And i never understood car sex until my ex decided she wanted it then and there and my Firebird was the closest, most private place.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im on the west coast of Canada, so to be fair, 5 hours ago would've been 10:20 PM on July 15th. So its not wrong, just late.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a young guy driving a hotrod I built, there are girls that are into cars, theyre just few and far between

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno where that came from but it looks like they didn't even try to put the pepperoni on evenly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the future sex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im red/green colorblind. All i can make out is "yo ____ _____ ____ drink". The red just blends in with the wood in all the other places.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Body dismorphia is the proper name for that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be worse. This could've ended up being a shit-post

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, the freedom to do something stupid, hurt myself and not be charged tens of thousands of dollars is pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Its a little easier to pick up a chihuahua when they're misbehaving than to pick up a great dane

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

After tips and expenses are factored in, I'm making $17/hr and it's hard to find a better paying job in my town

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This. So much this. It feels even better on minimum wage

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish i lived in your world

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

As a pizza delivery boy, those pizzas wouldn't make it out the door at the restaurant I work at.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So everytime i see this, i have one question. Is he still considered fit for duty?

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

He isn't completely wrong though. There's simply too many unnecessary moving parts on this gun. It is cool though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

857

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Im so disappointed that i can't read that

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My uncle did that. Sort of. It didn't work very well so he wrapped a towel around his neck and walked to a bridge and jumped off.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a current pizza delivery guy, Halloween is the best night to deliver. Tips are bigger than normal AND you get free candy!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always say "no, I'm working right now" works every time. Also Im a pizza delivery person

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0