Dschahed

262 pts · September 5, 2013


I will only get to watch it on the 27th.... I'm so afraid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not crying, you're crying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

then again, Srebrenica

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Braaaaaiiiiiinssss....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And that's why I'm happy we don't have a jury system where I'm from. I trust a judge far more to be objective.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We do not deserve dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a while to understand the degrees are in F°... "Wait, my oven doesn't even go further than 250° an... Ohhhh"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right in the uncanny valley you go.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seriously, does the second comment already have to be this creepy? ..

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 35

I don't quite get, why no one lets dogs die of old age anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know that feeling, when you yearn for the idea of someone else's life just from catching a glimpse of it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, you alive? ... OP? ... He alive. ... Right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the only thing that made me smile today. The only one. Just a smirk. What's wrong with me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that pree-suit Barney?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...probably Mexico. I'll see myself out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Acting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He could have won against this absolute madman.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

The birth of a super villain.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck shouldn't he? Is this somehow special? Am I not getting something?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found this quite comforting for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C-c-c-combo breaker!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Unless my friendship with Abed IS the cookie!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two parrots a day keep the doctor aSTOP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A parrot a day keeps the doctor away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Funny is just Sauron spelled backwards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pink hairwigs do have a certain style.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever thought about buying a Porsche?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1