DrizztLink

15970 pts ยท September 11, 2014


Pretty much my only contributions are bad puns, bad jokes, and bad pop culture references.

Of Mice and Men, but George and Lenny are Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston respectively.

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I was gonna say, that's not one of those "it's a young lady in a hat or an old woman looking over her shoulder" perspective tricks. It's just widescale and endemic human rights violations.

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Himalayan blackberries? No, pretty sure him a-growin' blackberries.

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Like?

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#9 Loading screen.

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The "He hates me, doesn't he?" "Yeah." lines weren't scripted. They weren't in character. Ryan didn't even know they were rolling. He was talking directly about Wesley Snipes.

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#23 KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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#11 Now I want a version where Honor tells him he sleeps quite soundly, for a murderer

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Wait until you hear about the unskippable tutorial.

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It's apparently the most optimized design concept in general, judging by carcinisation.

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Fun fact: the Muslim calendar actually uses BH/AH for Before/After (the) Hijrah. It's 1444 AH until mid July or so.

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I remember seeing one of the choreographers saying Artie's actor might have been the best dancer in the show.

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#9 I have a lot of dreams where I'm driving like that. Seriously like every two months. I don't understand why.

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#19 Oh hey, those are the chickens we used in high school physics.

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I was born in '90 and remember seeing Jurassic Park in theaters.

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I don't spear half of you half as well as I should like; and I speared less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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My FIRST thought was that Musky would use the death of a child for gain within three weeks. I didn't expect it to be literally instantly.

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#31 Here is the church, where is the steeple?

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It's a joke about us with lisps not being able to properly say the word "lisp."

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The word "lisp" is already offensive to us, the rest of life is an uphill battle.

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Romulus and Remus were twins who were raised by a wolf, some stuff happened, one of them founded Rome.

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The feeling of rust against her pissfingers is almost

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#32 fuck the polis

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Of course I've heard of fighters, I just don't see any.

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"After the scout topples their much larger prey, the children gather to see if the injury will be enough to force his pack to abandon him."

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#17 They hunt in packs.

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