DozerTheLab

17970 pts · June 15, 2020


I hope you didn’t use the cap again. Do you want bird flu? That is how you get bird flu.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That’s probably how they found him, by scanning the chip.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He gives great head

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Proper fucked

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

S6E9: Battle of the Bastards and S6E10: Winds of Winter are the two best hours of television I’ve ever watched, they were incredible. It made the fall so much harder to handle.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That’s an interesting way of saying, “A woman bit Donald Trump while he was raping her.”

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

How does that kid still have functioning ankles?

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That’s why you pull up on the handle bars when you go off a jump

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Military service does not require or guarantee citizenship.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is the perfect synopsis. No other explanation is needed. No history, no rap lyrics, just kids being kids making up their own sayings that don’t mean anything.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Is it legal to throw tear gas around like that? I know there are no real consequences for ICE right now, but how can someone do that?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least half

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was my attempt at translating American sports to European metrics. As an old American rugby player, I’m used to living somewhere in the middle.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, if anyone in the field catches it (including the pitcher), the hitter is out. It’s just really impressive that they were able to catch it when the ball is traveling 177 km/hr and the pitcher is probably less than 18 meters away (they start the throwing motion at 18.4 meters, but the act of throwing probably takes them at least a meter closer). They have about 0.35 seconds to react and catch it.

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think the best part about women’s rugby is it is the exact same game as the men’s game. Same ball, field and rules. Women should be able to play baseball and lacrosse and every other sport under the same rules as the men.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it’s not AI?

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Touché

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. That’s how the bad guys are disarmed in every movie. They are too close with a gun. He does get his point across more forcefully by taking the space though.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

What is it saying? My smart friend won’t tell me.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought when he opened the door a cat was going to be sitting there.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very true

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow … that just blew my mind. I spent most of my life in Christian churches and never once heard this presented this way.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His patience and timing are incredible.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t knowing that’s a common phrase I’ve never heard before, but that was really well said.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Colorado Springs?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was this from the Korean version of The Office?

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was definitely expecting a dick

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1