144 pts ยท January 28, 2015
Knot bad
It's ket.
Finally some real news, like "Giant Snails Attack Manhattan"
That's not an octopus, that's an orange after 3 hits of LSD.
Dumberer and Dumbererererer
Looks like Paul wasn't barefoot after all...
*They look into each others' eyes*: We doin' each other *life*, dog.
You heard the man.
"Smarf" -- Last photo.
That bull has the face of a spider. No wonder children hate hairy basketball clowns. I wish there was a better name for them though....
Thank you for not including any jump scares. I was afraid this was just going to be me scrolling, spilling tea on my keyboard, and cursing.
Marrying a minotaur is not so much a moment of perfection as it is enjoying a lifetime of happy memories.
Why play inside when you can play outside?
This man is going to encounter some serious musculoskeletal concerns when he gets older. But at least he can say he threw a gymnast once.
You did it!
Faster than my brain could process. Good job.
Carlton. Always The Carlton.
That cup is kinda cool though, and it's a conversation piece: "What the f*** is on your cup?" "Well, glad you asked, I can bench 300 lbs..."
We need to establish whether this is a cat or a species from the upcoming No Man's Sky.
"It's been 12 years and you still won't let me play on that litle red slide, hooman!"
I see through the veil and know those YouTubers are hired by the video game companies to discourage fast n' easy cheating. Wake up, sheeple.
My parents said I could be anything, so I became the Lifeguard of Champions.
There needs to be more of these! All with the guy from Firefly!
Beyonce: Diana Ross' spirit animal.
I like to think Tuba guy is just screaming along to his fucking jams.
Love how from the second one from the bottom, Jake stops running to get a faceful of snow and then carries on ^_^
TIL Neil Armstrong took off his space helmet to kiss the moon and died. :(
In the meantime, what the hell is going on outside?
Style over substance (abuse).
Knot bad
It's ket.
Finally some real news, like "Giant Snails Attack Manhattan"
That's not an octopus, that's an orange after 3 hits of LSD.
Dumberer and Dumbererererer
Looks like Paul wasn't barefoot after all...
*They look into each others' eyes*: We doin' each other *life*, dog.
You heard the man.
"Smarf" -- Last photo.
That bull has the face of a spider. No wonder children hate hairy basketball clowns. I wish there was a better name for them though....
Thank you for not including any jump scares. I was afraid this was just going to be me scrolling, spilling tea on my keyboard, and cursing.
Marrying a minotaur is not so much a moment of perfection as it is enjoying a lifetime of happy memories.
Why play inside when you can play outside?
This man is going to encounter some serious musculoskeletal concerns when he gets older. But at least he can say he threw a gymnast once.
You did it!
Faster than my brain could process. Good job.
Carlton. Always The Carlton.
That cup is kinda cool though, and it's a conversation piece: "What the f*** is on your cup?" "Well, glad you asked, I can bench 300 lbs..."
We need to establish whether this is a cat or a species from the upcoming No Man's Sky.
"It's been 12 years and you still won't let me play on that litle red slide, hooman!"
I see through the veil and know those YouTubers are hired by the video game companies to discourage fast n' easy cheating. Wake up, sheeple.
My parents said I could be anything, so I became the Lifeguard of Champions.
There needs to be more of these! All with the guy from Firefly!
Beyonce: Diana Ross' spirit animal.
I like to think Tuba guy is just screaming along to his fucking jams.
Love how from the second one from the bottom, Jake stops running to get a faceful of snow and then carries on ^_^
TIL Neil Armstrong took off his space helmet to kiss the moon and died. :(
In the meantime, what the hell is going on outside?
Style over substance (abuse).