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BiscuitTheif
In MY meatsafe? It's more likely than you think!
housev1l
Burgler in my ham closet.
MrRaiders
Oldest gay porn found.
IMainReinhardt
Sounds like a borderlands psycho
DoctorAwesomeEsq
This really sounds like a euphemism for something disturbing...
WonkySeaDonkey
A gerbil in my... Uhm... Well, nevermind.
Doublees
You heard the man.
LetitBehe
I need those cliffnotes.
EffHerRightInThePussy
This is just Vol. 1
badken
Weasels? In MY meatsafe?
MandatoryEels
That's pretty good. I picked up one called "Mating" as a joke but it actually turned out to be quite good.
RecompostedSapiens
Oh shit Richard Gere finally put out his memoirs.
droppedmyhousekeys
Best comment of the day. Holy shit that's great!
LiberalismIsaDisease2020
2 yrs later, still should be top comment! +1
ProfPeelerPhD
Top fucking comment.
MyNameIsFriday
http://www.badgerland.co.uk/pictures/book_covers/experience/weasel_in_my_meatsafe.html
CleverFandomReference
You brought the sauce! We are forever in your debt
archirat
Thank you!
luceid
A possum in my sausage hatch
ThatNameAgainIs
An otter in my steak cage.
CoolSnackChris
Ah, the old purple-headed womb ferret.
Baccano2015
Read that as 'weasel IS my meatsafe' means something entirely different
AdamGenesis
Wabbit in my dirt hole.
LetsSayYouAndIGoToeToToeOnBirdLaw
How could you not read that book?
zamalek1
A Weasel in my meatsafe is never late Frodo...
darklanser
A stoat in my flesh cabinet.
AdamGenesis
Wabbit in my dirt hole.
thatFamilyMan
Oh la la...... foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
UnnecessaryAnusJokes
A measel in my wheatsafe
HappyLittleBoozer
Whatever next? Half a cow in my £5 note?
Bkenobim
Drunk on imgur and now I've bought this book....ffs
SpecialAgentSmecker
Fuck, I'm sober and I bought it. How can you not want that on the bookshelf?
MyPrincessNameIsDrinkingBeauty
Yeah okay, but how do you get it out of the meatlocker....asking for a friend.
RatoMolhado
Oh, it's not meant to get out, Your Highness.
Gowestyoungmanforyourowngood
I would read it just to find out WTF that means.
SpecialAgentSmecker
It's for sale on Alibris. Just bough a copy for 5 bucks.
emertonom
"The author spent his childhood wandering over the spoilbanks of worked-out coal mines."... 1/2
emertonom
"He caught newts, tamed rats, hedgehogs, squirrels and stoats and he kept a weasel in his meatsafe." 2/2 --Amazon description
snowman520182
This is a Bloodhound Gang lyric if I've ever heard it.
Biznatch231
It aint my job, to fuck you on your birthday.... Anymore
Beiki
bloodhoundgang
MiniDitka5
This gif deserves 100 upvotes for putting the upvote in the reflection in Morpheus' glasses.
heyheyheywoah
Funny story, my mom once called the gang task force because she found an old blank CD case with "Bloodhound Gang" and a phone number on 1/
heyheyheywoah
so she thought I was joining a street gang. =D
NanaNanaNanaNanaFLORIDAMAN
Good to know your mom has your back
heyheyheywoah
That is very true. She's still embarrassed about it but we laugh about it now.